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BRYAN

I am here for Friends

About Me

I WAS BORN QUITE SOME TIME AGO. BACK WHEN THERE WAS NO INDOOR PLUMBING AND WE HAD TO USE OUT HOUSES. WE BATHED IN THE RIVER AND EVERY NIGHT WE HAD MEATLOAF. WE HAD NO TV OR INTERNET. THE ONLY WAY TO ENTERTAIN OURSELVES WAS TO WATCH OLD MAN JENKINS HOE HIS GARDEN AND PLANT STRAWBERRIES. AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLSH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!!

My Interests

HOEIN' MY GARDEN, PLANTING CORN, AND CLEANING AND COLLECTING PORTO-POTTIES!!

I'd like to meet:

MY COUSINS BIG TOE NAMED IRWIN!

Music:

CLASSIC BLUES!

Movies:

I LOVE LUCY!

Television:

TV LAND!

Books:

I CAN'T READ!

Heroes:

MY BIG TOE!