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Chrizzo (Ron Paul 2008)

Nappy head ho's!!! Will I get kicked off myspace for this?

About Me

I like to summarize myself in little text boxes
I like random friend requests with no message saying why

I like sarcasm

"What the fuck, who put a duck in a barrell!?!" Matt Serra

My Interests

I like being active, riding my mountain bike(got stolen), Jiu Jitsu, Muay Thai, Wrestling and Boxing
I also like to read
Economics, Architecture, Design, History, Ancient Civilizations and Satire.
Dogs, Trees and Technological innovations(mostly pertaining to electronics)

I love food and Southpark.

The moment one gives close attention to any thing, even a blade of grass it becomes a mysterious, awesome, indescribably magnificent world in itself.

Mayhem Monkey #1313

Curiousity killed the cat, unforunately it had 9 lives.

Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:
Renato Verga

I'd like to meet:

People that hold my interest and have something in common with me....

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned; Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." William Congreve

"I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off." Tucker Max

Andre the Giant

I just read this and thought it was funny
"If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction"
Until we accept the fact that life itself is founded in mystery, we shall learn nothing
Homo homini lupus est
Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life. Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Music:

Punk, Johnny Cash, Otis Redding, Classical Music, Hip-Hop, Texas Rap and Texas Country

Movies:

Boondock Saints, The Smashing Machine, Supersize me, Demolition Man, Snatch, Fight Club, Layer Cake, Boiler Room, City of God, Shanghi Noon, Eye Spy, Dont be a Menace, The Devils Playground, Good Will Hunting, Every Edward Norton movie, The Usual Suspects, I like Kevin Spacey Alot too(minus pay it forward) Shawshank, American Psycho, Frailty and all the Gangster movies.........
The list goes on and on.......

Television:

Scrubs, South Park, The Shield, SVU, ESPN, Entourage
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Books:

Right Now I am reading Core Performance
Dante's Inferno, Blood Meridian, Jailbird, Mother Night, Freakonomics Slapstick, Catcher in the Rye, Fight Club, Less than Zero

Heroes:

My Dad

Galileo Galilei

My Blog

You can't make this shit up!!!

So there I was, bored and reading various news stories on Yahoo. One caught my eye, 'Genetic engineers race to produce ethanol without corn'I clicked on it thinking it might be an interesting subject ...
Posted by Cool Hand Rizzo? on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:34:00 PST

How can I renounce my citizenship?

Becoming Illegal (From an Iowa resident to his senator) The Honorable Tom Harkin 731 Hart SenateOfficeBuilding WashingtonDC, 20510 Phone (202) 224 3254 Dear Senator Harkin, As a native Iowan and ...
Posted by Cool Hand Rizzo? on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 10:29:00 PST

A few quotes

I just wanted to blog them for safe keeping.   No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and str...
Posted by Cool Hand Rizzo? on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:51:00 PST

BEER, bier, bière, cerveza, µp??a or ????

Bad News about Beer Stanford University scientists released the results of a Recent analysis, that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their b...
Posted by Cool Hand Rizzo? on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:45:00 PST

Britney had a good idea!

No I didn't marry a loser and by the time we were getting a divorce it was they who were divorcing a loser. I shaved my head, not in a tattoo parlor and not to fool a drug test in an upcoming custody ...
Posted by Cool Hand Rizzo? on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 07:08:00 PST

Funny story from the 'best of craigslist'

Funny Story I found. I'll try to sum up a funny story that happened a few years ago: I got a vasectomy. I met a girl soon afterwards. She was nice and attractive but with a selfish streak th...
Posted by Cool Hand Rizzo? on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 05:06:00 PST

Word soup

This all began with me being bored, I was mindlessley searching for the end of the internet when I found a website that informed me there was a word for words with opposite meanings. (Among other thin...
Posted by Cool Hand Rizzo? on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:22:00 PST

TuckerMax

I used to think that Red Bull was the most destructive invention of the past 50 years. I was wrong. Red Bull has been usurped by the portable alcohol breathalyzer. The same device that cops have been ...
Posted by Cool Hand Rizzo? on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 07:25:00 PST

Jokes

A boy walks up to his father, and asks "Dad, a kid at school said he thinks I'm gay... how do I tell?" The Father says, "Well son, there are 2 roosters sitting on the roof of a barn... how m...
Posted by Cool Hand Rizzo? on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:01:00 PST

Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm

NEW WESTMINSTER, British Columbia(AP) -- Jurors prepared to watch videotaped interviews in which accusedserial killer Robert William Pickton allegedly acknowledges slaying 49women when his trial resum...
Posted by Cool Hand Rizzo? on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:04:00 PST