Brain Make Stupid! Funny this time, I promise. |
Two amputees 69'ing? That's an 11 my friend.Ew.The Red Ranger was Native American, the Yellow Ranger was Asian, the Black Ranger was Black, the Pink Ranger was rosy cheeked. The Blue Ranger you ask? H... Posted by David Neale: If looks could kill, he saved lives on Fri, 23 May 2008 02:45:00 PST |
So here I am again. |
I have been on this road before, this is all too familiar.First step taken, it's a little muddy, I can feel the dichotomy.The inviting give to my steps clashes with the uneasy pain-tickle of the rocks... Posted by David Neale: If looks could kill, he saved lives on Tue, 20 May 2008 04:48:00 PST |
Double U, A, Arrrr. |
Max K.Journal Entry, February 3rd, **45 A.D. We are pissed!We are a group of people and we are pissed!We are a group of people and we are pissed at another group of people!Why?! What the hell do you m... Posted by David Neale: If looks could kill, he saved lives on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:52:00 PST |
My Kublai Kahn. I saw it in a dream and wrote it.. (Warning: Bad Language and Retarded) |
I wanted to talk to you about how you plan on increasing the size of your wang.Do you know all the girls talk about the weiner, like, all the time? It's true, they compare it to vegetables, hot dogs, ... Posted by David Neale: If looks could kill, he saved lives on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:11:00 PST |
2000 views. And nothing has changed. WOO!! |
Well, I have reached my goal. Twice as many views as Methuselah lived years. I would announce my retirement from Myspace now BUT I have a ton of chain letters I need to catch up on.Just this morning I... Posted by David Neale: If looks could kill, he saved lives on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:13:00 PST |
Sadness. But I don't refuse to not have no fun. |
Sad. It really is. My dreams crushed. My life ruined. My love for this country, this world, this very existence, all worthless tripe piled in front of me like a fetid pile of animal waste. My eyes tea... Posted by David Neale: If looks could kill, he saved lives on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:27:00 PST |
Where the phallic things are. |
And that is exactly what I am going to do. One or two days during March 23-25 I am going to run amongst fields of weaves, enjoy majestic silicone mountain peaks, and late at night, when we have all tu... Posted by David Neale: If looks could kill, he saved lives on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:49:00 PST |
Sick, Can't Sleep, Mind Wandering, Can't Use Pronouns. |
Well blog it's been a while, I have been neglecting you for so long and it took a debilitating illness to bring me back to you. So here I am. Things dripping out my face, my eyes drooping shut from sl... Posted by David Neale: If looks could kill, he saved lives on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:27:00 PST |
I love this story. You will too. Guaranteed. *Rated-R* |
Pandas
"Snap into a Slim Jim! Oooooo YEaaaaahh!" Oh Macho Man Randy Savage. You are absolutely right, you tassel-y bastard. My... Posted by David Neale: If looks could kill, he saved lives on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 12:50:00 PST |
A list that will make many things clear. |
A lot of things make us angry. By "us" I mean the entire human race. So I figured I would put down things that never fail to make me and what I imagine, everyone else, enraged. I think it help for us ... Posted by David Neale: If looks could kill, he saved lives on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 12:44:00 PST |