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Daniel Wyatt Harnack

Danny Harnack for Life!

About Me

  • 15 cubic feet of helium will lift one pound. FACT
  • I weigh approximately 148 pounds. FACT
  • I am just 2220 cubic Feet of Helium away from realizing my dreams. FACT!

    • My Interests

    I am interested in flying. That is it. Flying. And until I succeed, everything else has got to wait.

    I'd like to meet:

    I would like to meet the entire world (except for an elite group of survivors) after they have turned into zombies. We would have such zombie drama! Sn: Dan Harnack

    Music:

  • The Beatles
  • The Beach Boys
  • Electric Light Orchestra
  • The Flaming Lips
  • Grandaddy
  • Muse
  • OK Go
  • Ben Folds
  • The Postal Service
  • Radiohead
  • The Strokes
  • Polyphonic Spree
  • The Faint
  • Polysics
  • Weezer
  • Oingo Boingo
  • They Might Be Giants
  • Orange Lounge
  • Yu Miyake
  • Mark Mothersbaugh
  • Of Montreal

    • Movies:

  • Harold and Maude
  • The Graduate
  • Edward Scissor-Hands
  • Office Space
  • Big Fish
  • The Royal Tenenbaums
  • The Life Aquatic
  • The Labyrinth
  • Forest Gump
  • I Heart Huckabees
  • Rushmore
  • A New York Minute

    • Television:

  • Fraggle Rock
  • The Gummy Bears
  • Pete and Pete
  • The Muppet Show
  • The OC
  • FLCL
  • Arrested Development
  • South Park
  • Andy Richter Controls the Universe
  • Eureka's Castle
  • Futurama
  • Nickelodeon GAS
  • The Simpsons
  • Family Guy
  • The X-Files
  • Eekstravaganza
  • The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
  • Spiderman the animated series
  • Lazy Town
  • History Channel in general
  • Home movies
  • Science Channel and the National Geographic Channel are amazing as well.

    • Books:

  • Tuesdays with Morrie
  • Catch 22
  • The Da Vinci Code
  • Anything by Arthur Miller
  • The entire Where's Waldo series
  • Philosophy books are the sweet
  • The Awakening, by Kate Chopin is total crap

    • Heroes:

  • Christopher Walken
  • Honey Walnut Shrimp
  • Bryant Conger
  • Steven Askar
  • Dragons

    • My Blog

    Soup Cans of Agony

    Pain drips slowly from my heart.Delicious?No...I eat it regardless. Sometimes life is unrelenting,Sometimes time moves faster than the speed of light,Can anything move that fast?I suppose so.Don't th...
    Posted by Daniel Wyatt Harnack on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:57:00 PST

    Goodbye My Friend

    Goodbye my friendIt feels like it's been foreverand never.I will miss you when you're gone.The world spins mercilessly!Why wont it stopand notgo...Seven years we've been together.Seven tears we've sha...
    Posted by Daniel Wyatt Harnack on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 10:38:00 PST

    HOBO ART!!!

    Don't mix and match make a batch of cooking utensils don't forget the stencils For that art that you're making and baking that pie for me! I see you be free me see key donkey!!! Happy ...
    Posted by Daniel Wyatt Harnack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    Sometimes, nothing really matters...

    Watch the snow fall Endless embers upon my eyes Let all things disappear Number two pencil Tension from all sides Don't fall in Pain comes, but its alright Alec Baldwin Comfort is a memor...
    Posted by Daniel Wyatt Harnack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    How Could This Have Happened!?

    How could this have happened, to good ole Barry Joe, He walked into a corner store, and walked into his bro; His bro said, "Barry, Cant you see, I've gotten all the stuff?" But Barry wasn't in...
    Posted by Daniel Wyatt Harnack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    Nonsense Fred!

    (The Scene opens as Fred is resting his head on a table downstage right. The room is dimly lit except for a lamp that is on the table. It looks as though Fred was in the midst of research. There is...
    Posted by Daniel Wyatt Harnack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

    The Story of the Savage Beating

    As Perry walked down the street he wasn't thinking he would get a savage beating that day. You see, Perry had never been in a fight but he always kept the option open that one day, he would get... A ...
    Posted by Daniel Wyatt Harnack on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST