¡Señorita Kehaulanita!

A WANDER LUST GIRL WHO LIVES 2000 MILES AWAY FROM ANYTHING. So basically I love living in Hawaii yet I'm always trying to find a way off the rock every once in a while...My life's mission is to hit all seven continents and then some before I croak.....friendly to all, (especially if I'm drinking- I become that talker..) but if you're fake, have alterior motives, or I sense that I can't even trust you, forget it, you will never know that side of me that I will give endlessly to those that I love. (When they see me. Apparently I'm hard to catch!) I can imitate accents really well if you catch me at the right time. I get nightmares when I take nyquil, or if I have a fever. Wierd, huh? I love to memorize cheesy jingles and imitate creative dancers. Farts never get old, that shit is always funny. I suck at politics and current events, so shoot me. I have a love-hate relationship with technology. Not ALL babies are cute, sorry. I hate sweating unless I mean to. I love sunrises more than sunsets because I see them maybe three times a year; makes it more special. My fiancee and I are addicted to kettlecorn. I sing every single day, especially in traffic alone with my sounds bumping. I'm notorious for passing out when I drink, but also known to have at least a second wind. Grad school has given me "biblionarcolepsy." I'm surrounded by so much drama, and yet I manage to not make it my own while being a good sister, friend, co-worker,etc. I take really long scalding hot showers, I should conserve more water; working on it. I consider myself extremely lucky for finding the man of my dreams, my wine partner to listen to records to and dance salsa or swing in the living room..or sing together.. we are fierce as a couple and nothing can stop us when we're together! I love waterfalls. I have never camped anywhere else beside the beach. I love looking for inspiration. I am a nocturnal creator, most of my paintings, crafts, projects,etc happen after 11p.m. I love playing tourist. I hate people that honk their horns or don't say thankyou island style. I can find humor in almost anything. If I could own different animals, I would get a spider monkey and name him Rialto, a veiled jackson chameleon and name him Calypso, a pot-bellied pig and name him Dog,and a land tortise and call him Cruzer. I'm training myself to be a better self-teacher and I'm constantly reminding myself to carpe diem, even though well, sometimes there's just no energy! However, I do see the glass as half-full. I think you meet the most interesting people when you travel, although my friends right here at home are some of the coolest people on the planet. I'll outburp you any day, any time.