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Jessica

That's my brother, Kanye, I was telling you about

About Me

Well I love comedy, anything, person, situation, movie that makes me laugh. I am good at eating, running and adding numbers together. I once won a pizza eating contest in fifth grade. Some people make fun of me cause i like to try their food, and they call me scoops. People used to call me "thick" but i would like to remind them that its muscle, not fat. If you don't believe me I will bench press your face off. I used to do gymnastics, and when i started to suck at that, I got into cheerleading. I would like to take this opportunity to say that Cheerleading IS a sport and if you don't think so, you better get a life right now. I will do a round-off backhandspring double layout right into your neck if you even try to argue with me about that. Okay, well now that I got that off my chest, I would also like to say that I am a pretty laid back, easy going person. I am definitely not gullible, so don't even try to trick me. I know alligators can climb trees - I won't fall for that again. I also know that everything on the internet is true. I am currently working on building a center for children who can't read good.

My Interests

Taking long walks on the beach, snow peas, talking....or not talking

I'd like to meet:

Will Ferrel, Dave Chapelle, Larry David, Angelina Jolie, Nick Swardson, or anyone who will take me out for All You Can Eat Lobster

Music:

Anything John "Flim Flam" Dreyer Likes cause hes the coolest!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

The Goonies, Stand by me, Fight Club, Requiem for a Dream, Spun, Shawshank Redemption, Scary Movie, Wedding Crashers, Old School, Moving Violations, Armed and Dangerous, Take the Money and Run, Dumb and Dumber, The Notebook, Blade, True Romance

Television:

Curb your Enthusiasm, Reno 911, The Office, Big Love, The Wire, The Chapelle Show, Sopranos, Will and Grace, Little People Big World, Da Ali G Show, and Def Comedy Jam is alright.

Books:

Murder/Mysteries, Anything by Mary Higgins Clark, James Patterson, Dan Brown - Also I love "A million little pieces, Catcher in the Rye, The Outsiders, Anthem, Go Ask Alice, Kiss the girls

Heroes:

My mom and dad, any University of Kentucky cheerleader, Comedians, and this little punk..... width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

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Posted by Jessica on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 06:39:00 PST