BARTENDER BLUES |
The Blue Cosmopolitan1 1/2 oz. vodka1/2 oz. Blue Curacao1/2 oz. lime juice2 oz. white cranberry juice1 cup ice
Combine all ingredients in a shaker. Cover, shake well*. Pour into a martini glass, garn... Posted by ♥ Tia ♥ on Tue, 24 Jun 2008 07:48:00 PST |
YOU MIGHT BE A FISHERMAN IF......... |
1) You have a power worm dangling from your rear view mirror because you think it makes a good air freshener.2) Your wedding party had to tie tin cans to the back of your bass boat.3) You call your bo... Posted by ♥ Tia ♥ on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:35:00 PST |
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER! |
A Harley rider is riding down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the comer of his eye..It reads:SISTERS OF ST. FRANCISHOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILESHe thinks it was a figment ... Posted by ♥ Tia ♥ on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 11:07:00 PST |
NEVER RESOLVE A DISPUTE WITH A GUN? |
So, your teen son comes home and tells you his friend died because he was gun down. Your first thought is what? who? when? and are you ok? So, while you still in shock, you ask those horrifi... Posted by ♥ Tia ♥ on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 09:12:00 PST |
Making a baby! Hilarious! Good one Rowdy! |
This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny.The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy fath... Posted by ♥ Tia ♥ on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:26:00 PST |
APPLES & WINE |
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TO MY SONS |
I Believe in you
Aren't you the little oneThat hid in my arms afraid of the thunder?Are these the little handsThat held so tight to mine?Didn't we both agree you'd never grow upAnd now here we... Posted by ♥ Tia ♥ on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 06:36:00 PST |
STOLE THIS ONE TOO! CHIP LOVERS!!!!!!!!! |
how to close chip
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OMG, U HAVE TO READ THIS ONE!!!!! |
Another rip off from Rowdy.......
50 Years Of Marriage and still there are sparks
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty year... Posted by ♥ Tia ♥ on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:57:00 PST |
STOLE THIS FROM ROWDY |
WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day.. 30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The h... Posted by ♥ Tia ♥ on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:41:00 PST |