Chadronomous Bosch

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Have you ever bitten in to that super piping hot slice of pizza and severely burned your mouth? You get those lovely blisters on the roof of your mouth that last for days. Those blisters burst and you have small flaps of skin dangling annoyingly in your mouth.I am that peice of skin.I have finally after all these years matured above the Beavis and Butthead level of snickering about mildly sexual themes innocently thrown in a conversation, but only just so. I enjoy conversations with people who truly know what is going on, rather than regurgitating what some guy on cable news just puked up.The world biggest boy scout, I try to help people with their day to day problems. I got that going for me. 'No good deed goes unpunished' I am always told. I am divorced, which kinda sucked at the time but has given me that huge kick in the ass I needed to get myself together and begin life outside of podunk WV.On and off the wagon over and over, I decided to kind of follow slowly behind the wagon and keep a middle ground. Binge drinking has only become a 'bad thing' in the last few years. What the hell does Dr. Phil know anyway?Conformity is trying to take hold as I continue to climb the corporate ladder. I mourn the days of jamming to Slayer in the high school art room with all my fellow rejects. They still can't pin a necktie on me, I dare them to try. I swear to god I am too lazy to write the html code for line breaks.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chad Montgomery
Birthday: 3-22-1977
Birthplace: Columbia, SC
Current Location: Cincinnati, OH
Eye Color: bloodshot
Hair Color: Almost black
Height: 6'2" of pure terror
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right but not above playing stranger
Your Heritage: Wop
The Shoes You Wore Today: Adidas...are those blood stains
Your Weakness: jugs, cans, dirty pillows, mammaries
Your Fears: mayonnaise, sharks
Your Perfect Pizza: Papa Johns with sausage and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: heal my rum soaked liver
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I know where your mother sleeps
Thoughts First Waking Up: Neat, my own fleshy coat rack....
Your Best Physical Feature: maniacal smile
Your Bedtime: rum and coke 29
Your Most Missed Memory: A near threesome with 2 drunk chicks
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Yes
Single or Group Dates: Group dates, they can help to bury the bodies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: They both hurt too much to snort
Chocolate or Vanilla: Yes
Cappuccino or Coffee: Yes
Do you Smoke: only when drinking, so yes
Do you Swear: fuckstick fuckhole fuckface
Do you Sing: Like a tone deaf downs kid
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Do sheep count?
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: Been there, done that
Do you belive in yourself: I believe in Dracula, close enough
Do you get Motion Sickness: When the room starts spinning
Do you think you are Attractive: Dead fucking sexy
Are you a Health Freak: yes, minus the health
Do you get along with your Parents: tried to kill my Dad
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: used to play the bass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: My rum consumption has no bounds
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Does cunnilingus count?
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nothing skinny here
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Accidentally a bottle of water
Ever been Drunk: I bleed Captain Morgan spiced Rum
Ever been called a Tease: That's opposite of man-slut, right?
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, and now he's dead.....seriously
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: With my head entirely envoloped in a vagina
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I wont make it there
What country would you most like to Visit: Scotland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Yes
Height: 5'7" or above
Weight: no fatties
Best Clothing Style: high class with a little bit of Goth mixed in
Number of Drugs I have taken: 4 that I remember
Number of CDs I own: 100+
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: Working on 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Number too long for field
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