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Dylan

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About Me

Im just a person like you who loves the ocasional consumption of Pandas, what you dont eat Pandas? What you think Im weird becuase I eat Pandas...... they are the most adorable dinners in the world. So anyway off of the Panda eating that you all find crazy, I dont do a whole lot...... I watch movies, TV, Paint Dry, and I like to sleep. I enjoy talking about MacGyver with my friends, and when people say they dont like MacGyver I just talk about him more. Im in a band that plays music and does shows for people who pretend to enjoy us but are really there to check out our huge packages (that means our dicks, not actual packages). Thats about if for me, I type all this thinking that someone is going to read it but nobody ever does...... I just enjoy typing random shit.

My Interests

My interests are watching movies, singing in my band, punching children....... no that is more of a hobby, eating cheese, and filling things out that ask me what my interests are. I hope that you are actually reading this and not just looking at pictures of me because I have a sweet ass............ no none of that is true about me having a sweet ass....... or you looking at pictures of me. You better just stop reading this and just not look at my profile anymore.......... unless you want to.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet the Robot version of me that was built by some weird scientis that wanted me gone for some reason. So when I meet him we will get in a fight on a rooftop and someone will have to find out who the real one is and shoot the imposter............ that would be sweet.

Music:

Here are the bands I enjoy:THE SUSCEPTIBLES (happy now guys, you got your damn wish of being on my music list.) Misfits, The Vandals, Electric Frankenstein, Megadeth, D.I., Bad Religion, The Damned, The Decendents, Rush, Deep Purple, The Independents, Dead Kennedys, The Sonics, The Zombies, Queens of The Stone Age, GWAR, Golden Earring, Primus, Refused, The Presidents of The United States of America,TSOL, The Doors, The Dickies, Leftover Crack, The Deftones,Frank Zappa, The Queers,Gogol Bordello,Squirrel Nut Zippers, mother fucking Dr.Longmont, and many, many more.

Movies:

I can not pick one movie that is my favorite, I have many. Clerks, all Lord of the rings, Star Wars,Fortress, all Terminator movies, Fletch, Life Aquatic, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, Willard, Willow, Frankenstein, Metropolis(The actual one not that retarted cartoon version), Mallrats, Chasing Amy,Dogma, Jay and SilentBob Strike Back, Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins,Buba Hotep,Zombi 3,Maybe Zombi 4, Warewolf In A Girls Dormitory, Driller Killer..... or whatever its called....DRILL, DRILL....,anyway to proceed, Loaded Weapon,Hot Shots one and two,The Big Lebowski,Death Race 2000,and more.... I mean a lot more.

Television:

Well TV is something i tend to watch a lot, I like Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Family Guy, MacGyver of course, and Quantum Leap. Yes I did say MacGyver, most people dont like him and for those people.......... lick my balls. MacGyver is the coolest guy around, I have learned a lot of things from his show. Like if I get caught in a freezer I know how to get out using a light and some water........ also how to make fertilizer bombs out of newspaper and fertilizer. So get off my back about MacGyver..... alright then where was I? OH, There is many things to watch on television, not all of it is very great. I only wish Kids in The Hall was still on.

Books:

"How To Read" Is always a good book, Im almost to the fourth page. I'll be reading stuff in no time.

Heroes:

My heroes are George Lucas himself, Batman not Superman, Randal from Clerks, Chevy Chase in Fletch, Anyone who can fight a Bear with their hands, someone who chews Fluorescent bulbs, someone who can say the whole movie Logans Run in reverse, Carl from Aqua Teen, Steve Zissou, and um..... well..... thats it.

My Blog

Its About Time

For the longest time a lot of people told me of a Mastercard commercial with MacGyver. I was amazed that he was back and doing commercials, so I watched and waited all so paitently. The commercial tha...
Posted by Dylan on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 10:33:00 PST

It Has Returned

It was hell for the longest time, I would wake up in the mornings turn the TV on and.......NO MACGYVER. Mornings were rough, I had to resort to other shows. Chuck Norris in Karate Komandos (a lame car...
Posted by Dylan on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 11:17:00 PST

Hey its Patrick Swayze...no nevermind

So it is that time of month again, no Im not on my period..... what the fuck were you thinking? I havent really typed a blog that is something completely random for some time now. Ive been too busy...
Posted by Dylan on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 11:23:00 PST

Collective Stories 3

The Hand Me Downs v.s. The Valley Girls With Help From The Harlem Globe Trotters.       We last left our heroes in a freeze frame high five after they just defeated the dreade...
Posted by Dylan on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 11:54:00 PST

Collective Stories 2

Okay first in order for you to read this you must have read the first issue that is posted on Danes blog..... or Zig Master of Bass as he is called. If you have done so then welcome to stroy number tw...
Posted by Dylan on Fri, 21 Oct 2005 11:43:00 PST

Hey another one

Well its that time where I type another BLOG which I'm sure will be read by a whole two people. So anyway at the moment I am making a pizza, its a Totinos Pizza which bakes at 450 degrees for 8-10 min...
Posted by Dylan on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 11:44:00 PST

Its Fucking Different

Okay, so today will be known forever in the Longmont history. So for you who have baisic cable like myself will know that today all of the channels changed. I was in the middle of watching MacGyver, w...
Posted by Dylan on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 02:09:00 PST

I Type Stuff

Well I finally have typed a BLOG, I figured I had the time so better do it. I can probably guess that no one will view this but who the fuck cares. So now that I am writing this I am just going to wri...
Posted by Dylan on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 11:52:00 PST