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Simon Birch

I am here for Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

My name is Simon, and I live in New England. I like baseball and getting into tomfoolery with my buddy Joe. I accidentally killed his Mom a while back, but he's ok with it. If you haven't noticed yet, I have a growth stopping disease known as Morquio Syndrome. I was born the size of a fist but I have the heart of great mountain! I've fulfiled a destiny or two in my time, and maybe I can help you if we become friends. I promise not to hit a foul ball directly into your mother, sending her to an early death. Sorry Joe.

My Interests

baseball, messin' with Reverend Russell and Miss Leavey, the swimming hole, saving peoples lives, not killing my friends' Moms

Music:

Peggy Lee, Marvin Gaye, Babyface

Movies:

Anything with Oliver Platt and/or Ashley Judd

Heroes:

God of course!