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Jakefiend

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

About Me

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Name: Jake
Birthday: 6th of April
Birthplace: Lahti
Current Location: Lahti
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Blond/light brown
Height: 179 cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Finnish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Adidas Superstar 2Gs, I have 15 pairs of shoes/sneakers and its not enough at all!
Your Weakness: Im worrying too much.
Your Fears: Personal bankrupt, sickness or accident to my loved ones.
Your Perfect Pizza: Peppers, onion, garlic and meat, meat meat!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get a new job.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Im busy, sorry"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Fuck it, I have to go to work!"
Your Best Physical Feature: My back
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: i cannot tell..
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendys! or Hesburger. Hamburgers are evil.
Single or Group Dates: Never been on group date, sounds like circus. So, my choice is single date.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestle is evil!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: Vittu joo
Do you Sing: I can make make scary sounds with microphone. Hah.
Do you Shower Daily: yeah
Have you Been in Love: Few times - its not good for you.
Do you want to go to College: College makes people institutionalized.
Do you want to get Married: Maybe
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: Rarely
Do you think you are Attractive: im average.
Are you a Health Freak: im turning into one...
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes - nowadays.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, especially in the countryside.
Do you play an Instrument: I scream to the mic.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes and yes...
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: WTF is oreos?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I have never eaten sushi, but I want to.
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: well...
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not yet
Ever been Drunk: Hundreds of times
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes, when I was a kid.
How do you want to Die: With a big bang.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I want to have my own rock-club or clothing store. Yeah, right!
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, Australia, Tasmania, New Zealand, South America in general.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: It must be straight!
Height: i dont care
Weight: its the figure, not numbers
Best Clothing Style: rock/punk/metal/artsy, not too overblown
Number of Drugs I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: 500+
Number of Piercings: zero
Number of Tattoos: ...arms, back, chest... Number = ?
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a Lot of things.
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My Interests

Beer and causing trouble, music, subcultures, style (not fashion!), football (FC Lahti - West Ham United), traveling and meeting intresting people, tattoos, gym (sometimes..), being working-class.

I'd like to meet:


Well, I DO NOT want to meet fake Nigerian letter-scum(fuckoffanddie!!), teenage HIM/RASMUS/69EYES-fans, emobands, horny internet muslims...hah

Music:

Hardcore, punk, metal, some hiphop, some experimental stuff, even country music and mainstream shit... the Namedropping starts here, are you ready? Bonecrusher, Madball, Voice of a Generation, Shattered Realm, Carcass, Sheer Terror, Six Feet Under, Minor Threat, Tragedy, BoySetsFire, Slayer, Cock Sparrer, Full Blown Chaos, Mobb Deep, Merle Haggard, Arcana, Type O Negative, Bleeding Heart, Nasum, Everlast + House of Pain, SuperYob, Lama, Beherit, Fun Lovin.. Criminals, Bathory, Breamgod, Obituary, Halford + Judas Priest, 50 Caliber, Extreme Noise Terror, Cutdown, Grave, Neurosis, Wilma, Body Count, St. Hood, Hatebreed, Discharge, Morning After, Bulldoze, L.. Esprit du Clan, Portishead, Iron Maiden, Integrity, Black Sabbath, Entombed, Notkea Rotta, Bloodbath, Bolt, Rancid, Torture Killer, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Scalping Screen, Alan Jackson, Argy Bargy, Dark Throne, Hard-Fi, Rytmihäiriö, Sworn Enemy, The Living End, Kickback, Wasted, Deep Red, Valvontakomissio, Deathchain, Skarhead, Oasis, Crowbar, Dubstar, Worth the Pain, Fleshpress, Haunted, E-Town Concrete, Brujeria, End Begins, Dead Reprise, Knuckledust, Sentence, Social Distortion, Judge, Manowar, Uutuus, Dropkick Murphys, On File, Unkind, Johnny Cash, Brutal Truth, Massive Attack, Cold as Life, Laibach, The Bruisers, Dellamorte, Blood for Blood, The Business, Dissection and so on...You got the picture?

Movies:

Clockwork Orange, Trainspotting, Seven, High Fidelity, Football Factory, Highlander, the Godfather trilogy, the Exorcist, Monty Pythons Quest for Holy Grail, Los sin Nombre, Häjyt, Goodfellas, This Years Love, Hoffa, Bram Stoker..s Dracula, Tuhlaajapoika, Stand By Me, Shawshank Redemption, Full Metal Jacket, Payback, American History X...

Television:

Fast Show, Monty Pythons Flying Circus, Oz, the Sopranos, Shield, Chapelles Show, Madventures, Studio Julmahuvi, Auf Wiedersehen Pet, documentaries... I got no time for TV.

Books:

Welsh, Lansdale, Röyhkä, Bukowski, Barker, Scott: Monster, Charriere: Papillon, Haley: Malcolm X, King & Knight: Hoolifan, Moynihan: Lords of Chaos, Valtaoja: Kotona maailmankaikkeudessa, American Hardcore, The Dirt and of course Tolkien...

Heroes:

Charles Bukowski, Paul Bearer from Sheer Terror, Robert Crumb, the Milfhunter guy.

My Blog

Hang the DJ.

Yeah, I will play some hardcore/punk records at Rooster Pub, Lahti. the Date is 20th of January 2007,  the time is 20:00 - 01:30. Its saturday so be there and get drunk, suckas!Eli sinne siis!!!-...
Posted by Jakefiend on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 06:30:00 PST

Waste of time...

... But its a good waste of time, when I cant get sleep. Yeah, more stupid quizles. Greed:High  Gluttony:Medium  Wrath:Medium  Sloth:Low  Envy:Medium  Lus...
Posted by Jakefiend on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 05:45:00 PST

Top 8

I dont want to rate or test my friends. Fuck the top 8 drama. So, I put only some bands into my top 8. Comments, anyone? 
Posted by Jakefiend on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 09:51:00 PST

Vanha reissuraportti Meksikosta ja Väli-Amerikasta.

Tässä vanha reissuraportti parin vuoden takaa. Alunperin se on julkaistu kuudessa osassa chambersmagazine.com:issa, josta se katosi jonnekin bittiavaruuteen. En ole mikään ammattimainen kirjoittaja, j...
Posted by Jakefiend on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 09:07:00 PST