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Holy Crip

SHE's A Crapple!

About Me


My most frequent statements are I'm confused and I don't remember and I'm tired. It's the MS Bitches! I've gone from walking to cane to forearm crutches to walker to wheelchair in 12 months and then back again. My brain has gone from quick witted to .... huh? in about the same time, well... I got holes in my head! At least I now have a reason for my insanity.
I pee a lot. I used to see my neurologist more frequently than my period. She has since fired me as a patient. I used to spend hundreds of dollars every month on perscription meds, now at most I spend forty. I'm glad she fired me. I now know why people go to Canada for their medication.
Watch out honey...I took a couple of totally reliable online quizes that showed that I'm an anarchist with tendencies towards the green party and apparently communism (I think the green party and communism could meld nicely)...I am also an unromantic, paranoid, disorganized, anti-authority, narcisstic, adventurous, self-absorbed, mystical, anti-christ!
That is all you are getting out of me.
You scored as Pinhead, You are Pinhead. You come straight from hell. Your curiosity has caused you to make some mistakes in life. But you are now more powerful than you have ever been. You enjoy pain just as much as you enjoy pleasure. Unlike most killers, you like to make sure your victims suffer for all eternity.

Pinhead


75%

Jigsaw


70%

Hannibal Lecter


70%

Candyman


55%

Leatherface


50%

Freddy Krueger


40%

Michael Myers


30%

Jason Voorhees


25%

Buffalo Bill


20%

Captain Spaulding


20%
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My Interests



My new and improved interests include...shit, I forgot again...Oh yea, raising awarness about Multiple Sclerosis (it's like raising awarenes about the universe, you know it's there, but why?). I really enjoy laughing. A lot. Except for when I'm standing, apparently I can no longer stand and laugh without peeing my pants. Not entirely true--they have drugs for that now and those fancy diapers for adults with really cool names like Depends, Attends, Serenity & Poise. Like names like that are supposed to make US feel better...It Doesn't, Oops I Crapped My Pants would sell better. Trust Me.

Also really enjoy our government in action. If you want the REAL newsstories, go here: www.democracynow.org

Old, Grizzled Third-Party Candidate May Steal Support From McCain

I'd like to meet:

People, interesting people. Mainly comedians, they seem to have the best handle on life and reality.

I'd really like to meet people that are interested in the truth about multiple sclerosis rather than the people more intested perpetrating the misconceptions and misinformation about the disease. I'd like more people to join my fabby forum as well. http://mschatstew.proboards106.com/index.cgi
Oh, and wouldn't you know it...turns out I like really gorey stuff. Check out my friends list and find Splatterbeast...I WANT TO MEET SPLATTERBEAST. And I also NEED to meet Rob Zombie.

Music:


The Accused, Agent Orange, Aretha Franklin, Artie Shaw, Bob Dylan, Snoop Dogg, Built to Spill, Charlie Parker, Dizzie Gillespie, Chris Cornell, Christina Aguilera, Disturbed, DMX, Doors, Duke Ellington, Eminem, Ella Fitzgerald, Everlast, Foo Fighters, Godsmack, Heart, Hot Chocolate, Iron Maiden, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Judas Priest, The Kinks, Korn, Kreator, Led Zeppelin, Marvin Gaye, Ministry, Modest Mouse, MxPx, Nat King Cole, Oscar Peterson, Pink, Pearl Jam, Queens of the Stone Age, Rob Zombie, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Slayer, Iggy Pop and The Stooges, US Bombs, Willie Nelson.

Movies:

I love Fletch! And I am Now the PROUD Owner of The Jane Doe Edition! I don't shower much. Let's see what else...Happy Gilmore, What About Bob, Heathers, Christmas Vacation. Oh maybe I should expand my movie view horizons.

I LOVED Thank You for Not Smoking...Sin City, 300, Casino Royale, Goonies, Goodfellas. I know I'm so normal. Dead Alive, Shock Waves...that's not as normal. Oh golly what else; Crank, Scream, Resevoir Dogs, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Itallian Job, Inside Man, and oh yawn, now I'm getting boring. Oh yea I forgot I did see that dang movie...uh shit...what was it called....The Departed, and I liked it, good flick! I've watched several movies since then, but my memory keeps me from remembering what I liked.

The biggest waste of movie money ever..the two biggest WASTES OF MONEY EVER IN MOVIE HISTORY Titanic and As Good As It Gets. Yuck Barf Kill ME. I regret to this day that I wasted any ounce of time in my life on those movies. It is time I'll never get back!!!ARGH!!! How dare you take that way from me!!!

Television:

South Park, Family Guy, Aqua Teen, Harvey Birdman, Venture Brothers, Metalocolypse. My fav episode is Dethtroll, but I love it because of the Dethphones, it so rocks. I'm into those cooking shows Top Chef and Hells Kitchen...Right On Suckas! Love Hereos, The Riches...

Fan of Mencia, Reno 911, you know Comedy Central keeps me sane-ish.Should go without saying the best TV is THE DAILY SHOW AND THE COLBERT REPORT. I could go on and on, now that I'm disabled I've become a TV whore!I'd like to take a moment and thank A&E for the running the Sopranos. I never had HBO, so I never knew what I was missing you bastardos! Now I have gone and bought the dang DVDS because I couldn't follow the dang TV schedule you BASTARDOS!..

Books:

My two favorite books are Invisible Man written by Ralph Ellison and Thomas Friedmans' the Lexus and the Olive Tree. I know Mr. Friedman has more updated books out there, I just haven't gotten to them yet.

Heroes:

I totally admire my dogs, they have such a fabulous outlook on life. They also inspire me to be a better person, they let me know if I've been bad.
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I Am A Natural!

That's Right! All You Nay Sayers, I Am A Natural Artist of Laughter! Those of you think I have depression..HA! I scoff at you, those of you who think I am pessimistic I fling my poo on you! Those ...
Posted by Holy Crip on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:45:00 PST

Kill Thy Neighbor!!!!!

What did I post yesterday about animal abusers and assholes? Yes..make Holy Crip ANGRY!!!!!Screw the 10 comandments, this guy is the biggest asshole! I am so angry. A little background on the fucke...
Posted by Holy Crip on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:00:00 PST

My ANGER--Grrrr

So to friends & family I have offended...oops, my bad. It's not your fault you don't understand. I use my myspace blog to vent anger that I can't vent any place else appropriately. I have lots of a...
Posted by Holy Crip on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 04:17:00 PST

PAIN

I hurt. It's hot, I have MS.What's new with you? Back to the old cripster. Left sided numbness, lots of pain, and I hate THE FREAKIN SUN! Ain't life a bitch.I'm trying to come to terms with the fact...
Posted by Holy Crip on Wed, 30 May 2007 02:37:00 PST

Season Finales-Crap.

24 - Anybody want to kill themselves? I feel really sorry for anyone emotionally attached to Jack Bauer. I wonder how many 9-1-1 calls were made on his behalf on Monday night? I, an unwilling parti...
Posted by Holy Crip on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:32:00 PST

Back On My GAME!

Watch Out MS FORUMS! I'm starting my own! The only person that can ban me is...ME!Okay, so I have one here on MySpace, but honestly, it sucks. So I'm starting one that has some versitality, some UM...
Posted by Holy Crip on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:12:00 PST

Back In The Saddle-Kinda Sorta

Aw Jeez, I'm working on being MSNormal Bitches. Everytime I sit down to the computer I think I can do it...you know, type and concentrate and junk n' stuff....but NOOOoooo, I forget what I'm doing, g...
Posted by Holy Crip on Mon, 14 May 2007 08:41:00 PST

I'm A CRAPPLE

I'm APPROVED! I'm OFFICIALLY CRaPPLEICIOUS DARLING!YUP, I GOTS me my SSDI approval BABY--no more whining about not being approved for months upon months. Okay, I'll probably still bitch about the bro...
Posted by Holy Crip on Sat, 05 May 2007 03:18:00 PST

Whoopsie-Daisy!

Okay, short & Sweet update.IV Steroid Infusion for MS Flare = Worse MS FlareJenny spent 3 days in hospital last week, good news...I have MS.Bad news...I'm in a wheelchair and need 24 hour care.It's a ...
Posted by Holy Crip on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 06:57:00 PST

Loopy & Goeey

That's me, loopy and gooey.Can't really see, can't really type, can't really communicate. IV Steroids done, day 4 of oral done...8 more to go...one day roids will be over. Maybe my brain will come b...
Posted by Holy Crip on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:34:00 PST