You can't be old and wise if you were never young and crazy.
If you don't think this picture is hilarious, you're retarded...
Why live on the edge when you can jump off.
"If you need me,
I'm out and on the parkway,
Patient and waiting for headlights,
Dressed in a fashion,
That's fitting to the inconsistencies of my moods..."
"From now on, I only have Good Days, and GREAT DAYS."
.."I need more.
Nothing seems to satisfy.
I said, I don't want it.
I just need it.
To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive."
.."You Oughta Hear the Mirror in My House.
You Oughta Fear,
Her Pretty, Pretty, Mouth."
.."It's so bad, It's got to be good.
Mysterious girl, Misunderstood."
"I'm going to make you cry, and dip my cookie in your tears."
"Well you do what you do,
And you pay for your sins.
And there's no such thing as what might have been.
That's a waste of time.
Drive you out of your mind..."
"Five days ago I died.
But then, the really amazing thing happened,
I came to life."
"For a lonely soul... You're having such a nice time..."
"You have to forget what other people say. When you're supposed to die, or when you're supposed to be loving. You have to forget about all of those things.You have to go on and be crazy. Craziness is like heaven."
"When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers I kind of wanted to be a vampire."
Casu consulto...Accidentally on Purpose.
"Even years from now, once I've stopped drinking, I will never stop trusting extremes. I will always believe that anything worth having, is worth having in excess. The good things are worth hoarding until you have a cookie-fat ass, sex-aching loins, joy that fires through you like popping popcorn, or love, the weakness at the sight of some boy that makes your chest ache like indigestion. If it's good for you, it ought to be good for you in any amount, and you should track down every available bit of it." -Smashed
"Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in, and no one can stop it. As you make your way from youth to adulthood to maturity, sometimes you put your arms up and scream; sometimes you just hang onto the bar in front of you. But the ride is the thing. I think the most you can hope for at the end of life is that your hair is messed up, you're out of breath, and you didn't throw up."
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