Goji berries and kicking the living shit out of people who don't buy my energy drinks with my amazing Martial Arts skills!!!
Somebody who's man enough for my new and delicious energy drinks! They're powered by the natural and delicious goji berries!
The sound of fresh goji berries in the wind....
Do movies that were made without me really count?
Walker Texas Ranger, the only show with more badassedness than I encounter daily.
No books are bad ass enough for me so I make my own using the flesh and sinew of my enemies.
I don't really see how I can have a hero when I'm Steven Seagal....