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meh

these fingers are just for you.

About Me



i avoid movie theatres and most other crowded places
i'm quiet unless intoxicated, and even then i don't talk much
i'm superficial
i stand by my philosophy about friends
i have few people i refer to as friends
i don't often use capital letters
i prefer how the world looks on two wheels
i always have the stereo on
i wear clothes to prevent being naked
i like to laugh at myself and others
i like retard jokes
i'm probably going to hell because of that
i'm japanese
i'm bored

My Interests

staying up all hours of the night with any of my 4 closest friends
music. i am a slave to my ipod and turntable
watching downloaded episodes of the office, house, m.d., rescue me, and top gear
playing with nine balls and a long, smooth shaft
cooking, especially italiano
flashing my upright crotch rocket at unsuspecting young women
flying the bird
yes, i have a license to fly this bird

I'd like to meet:

the jackass who writes fortunes for fortune cookies and your daughter.

Music:

most plays on my ipod: The Cult - Rain

some of my favorite bands/artists include:
alice in chains
mad season
soundgarden
pearl jam
the cult
the crystal method
kanye west
tom petty and the heartbreakers
eric clapton
the eagles
dr. dre
audioslave
the rolling stones
genesis and phil collins
smashing pumpkins
linkin park
fort minor

Movies:

good movies and films. not a big fan of the crappy ones.
favorite movies include:
american psycho
a clockwork orange
full metal jacket
pulp fiction
jarhead
waiting...
office space
requiem for a dream
training day
mallrats
clerks
se7en

Television:

Top Gear UK, House MD, The Office, Rescue Me

Books:

Valentino Rossi - "What If I Had Never Tried It" The Autobiography
the greatest star to rise in the MotoGP class and arguably the greatest rider of all time, at least since Freddie Spencer. if you dont know bikes, you probably dont know who he is... but he's one of the most famous, highest paid sportsmen in the world; with the likes of David Beckham (football), Kobe Bryant (basketball), Michael Schumacher (Formula 1), Shaun Alexander (US football), Ichiro Suzuki (baseball).

Heroes:

MotoGP #69 Nicky Hayden. he's not the most talented rider in history, nor is he the most skilled; he is the most driven. one World Championship may be all that's in him, but he achieved his ultimate goal. in a true display of desire, emotion, and consistency, he brought MotoGP back to America with the type of class, fanfare, and emotion only a true champion can. chances are good that he will not successfully defend his title from Valentino Rossi or Dani Pedrosa next year, but that in no way diminishes what he has done to bring the sport into the homes of millions more world wide in just 2 seasons.

My Blog

good day turns bad

took a run down to cougar, wa on thursday.  the plan was to meet up with some riders from the tri-cities in randle, then run to cougar and play on the roads on the way.i was up early that morning...
Posted by closet hetero on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 06:36:00 PST

bike groupies

i hate bike groupies.  there is nothing worse than some chick(s) who don't ride but will do anything to get on the back of my ride.look, i ride because i love to ride.  i have a "girlfriend"...
Posted by closet hetero on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:04:00 PST

2 days, 500+ miles, STILL nowhere.

6:30 am arrived way too early.  after arriving from ellensburg, i went out to my friend nikki's birthday party.  a couple of drinks later, i was on my way home at 1 am with a rideout time of...
Posted by closet hetero on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:31:00 PST

two days, 500+ miles, went nowhere.

well, it began saturday morning.  the mission: recover Natalie's bike from the clutches of the insidious Central Honda in Ellensburg.we slabbed it on I-90 for the most part, taking a backroad div...
Posted by closet hetero on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:07:00 PST

horrible news!!!

terrible news to report on two separate fronts.on a return trip saturday evening while 2-up in the rain, one of my precious dog ears ejected itself from my grasp and threw itself under the tyres of on...
Posted by closet hetero on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 03:25:00 PST

aprilia rsv mille

out with the old, in with the new.  2000 aprilia rsv mille....
Posted by closet hetero on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 02:03:00 PST

ninja vanish!

the ninja is gone.  it represented a phase of my life i think i have finally overcome.  i am now moving on to bigger and better things, with the help of my friends.  and i'm staying her...
Posted by closet hetero on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 12:50:00 PST

Mt. Rainier fire drill

went for a group ride to mt. rainier.  9am departure, 38 riders showed.  we stopped in elbe and met up with 6 more riders from the south end.  about 20 minutes in, we got stuck behind a...
Posted by closet hetero on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 03:58:00 PST

damned cars.

i hate cars.  i used to be a big fan of them during my racing days as i tried to work my way up in touring car.  but due to a car accident this year, i have since hated them.  maybe it'...
Posted by closet hetero on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:53:00 PST

2 up on a solo seat

ok, so i'm posting this since it was the most memorable thing to happen in a while.  despite my tendency to do crazy things, this was done only to be thoughtful and not purely for the sake of bei...
Posted by closet hetero on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 03:16:00 PST