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Maxwell London

I am here for Dating and Friends

About Me


I JUST ADDED A NEW SONG TO MY DEAD FLOWER COLLECTION PROFILE ... CHECK IT OUT!!
I ALSO PUT UP ALL NEW STUFF ON MY PUREVOLUME SITE, SO CHECK THAT OUT TOO!! THANKS!
TW EE KER
CREATIONS
www.purevolume.com/robdixondeadflowercollection
WORK QUOTES: KIDS ROCK!
"Have you ever cuddled a double cheeseburger?"
- Nick
"They hold you at knife point, just to sell cookies"
- Graham
"The only thing scarier than a volcano is a bunch of girl scouts throwing burnt cookies at you!"
"Baby food is made with actual babies in it! Thats so unhealthy! "
"Bruises are really hard working. I once looked at a bruise and it was working out."
I'm what you call versatile. I dip my head into everything I can find, even pools of marmalade. But I love to do everything and be everything and try everything. mmmm I just found some super nibs from halloween that I will indulge in. I'm old enough to know better, but still too young to care, so suck my friends droopy labia.
I like simple things such as beer and ju-jubes. If you like Ugg boots, I cant be your friend. If you like B-grade horror movies, I can. If you like anchovies, I can't be your friend. If you like long walks to sheds where we get high and play patty-cake, im cool with that.

OTTAWA READING WEEK 2007!
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Measuring a summer's day

I only finds it slips away to grey

The hours, they bring me pain.

Tangerine, Tangerine, Living reflection from a dream

I was her love, she was my queen

And now a thousand years between.

Thinking how it used to be

Does she still remember times like these?

To think of us again?

And I do.

DAS BOOT: ROB vs PAUL!

Music:

SPOON!!! The Walkmen
Sunny Day Real Estate
Wolfmother, Alkaline Trio, The Dears, Arctic Monkeys, Queens of the Stone Age

Movies:





Television:



Your Love Style Is...
SADISTIC!
You seem to have it all worked out. You are emotionally strong when you are clamping alligator clasps onto nipples. You are warm, when you have lit your partner on fire; you know how to love. More importantly you think with both your head and your heart allowing you to handle all romantic situations calmly, especially when your partner has passed out from the cock gag, and their ass is bleeding from the ostridge egg sized anal beads. How did you get this smart!!
What is your Love Style? Find out at DatingTips.ws

Heroes:



Firecrotch
People Iced: Twenty Nine
Car Bombs Planted: Nine
Favorite Weapon Pliers
Arms Broken: Thirteen
Eyes Gouged: Eighteen
Tongues Cut Off: None. Pathetic.
Biggest Enemy: Mickey Z
Get Your HITMAN Name
MY BLOODY PANTS FROM BEING STABBED WITH A SCREWDRIVER!

My Blog

Conversation with Funeral boy: Part 1

F.C.T boys (work} text cell 519-274-0581 work Xmas party in 8 days..:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O />   .............   hi         F.C.T boys (work} text cell 519-...
Posted by Maxwell London on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:34:00 PST

Conversation with Funeral Boy: Part 2

......jamal..........:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O />   F.C.T boys { home }   hello!!   F.C.T boys { home }   ......jamal........   sup   ......jamal........ &...
Posted by Maxwell London on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:26:00 PST

BOOZE CRUISE CLIPS!!

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=crazyjon21 Enjoy the clips
Posted by Maxwell London on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 04:20:00 PST

SEXYBACK!

I didnt know where sexy went, but JT definitly proved to me that he has it in the first minute of this video   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yddDUfXj-cA   Check it out, that man can dance h...
Posted by Maxwell London on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 11:30:00 PST

Dane Cook is also my HERO!

JUST GO CHECK THIS OUT, ITS FUCKING WORTH IT!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lN5fSkcVzuY
Posted by Maxwell London on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 05:26:00 PST

Stephen Colbert is my HERO!!!

Watch his speech, Colbert has the biggest balls in the world!!!! Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiSEIQ7SfgA&search=Stephe n%20Colbert%20talk%27s%20President%20Bush%20Politics%20Amy%2 7s%20Go...
Posted by Maxwell London on Tue, 09 May 2006 11:53:00 PST

Cookie conversation Part 2 with Louise

[ Louise ] says: We should have the chocolate chip party next week Tough guys DO eat cookies says: just got off of work, its wicked now i work with ben and jensen [ Louise ] says: oh yes, oh yes T...
Posted by Maxwell London on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 03:48:00 PST

My conversation with Louise right when I woke up

[ Louise ] says: You're not a tough guy though Tough guys DO eat cookies says: haha wouldn't you like to know [ Louise ] sends: Open(Alt+P) Tough guys DO eat cookies says: it was just funny, cu...
Posted by Maxwell London on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:18:00 PST

Vampire Problem

I have heard the term awakened tossed around a bit, but I was never awokened. I have always been a psychic vampire since I can remember. You can say, because of this I am little bit stronger than alot...
Posted by Maxwell London on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 04:52:00 PST

The Guy's Rules

 The Guys' RulesAt last a guy has taken the time to write this all down finally, the guys' side of the story.We always hear from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.Please ...
Posted by Maxwell London on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 10:14:00 PST