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JED

Bad girls make good company

About Me

I am a University of Georgia product and high net-worth individual in the process of becoming a full-fledged fashionista. I am a self-proclaimed Bon Jovi Junkie who never misses out on a REAL rock show. Needless to say, I am a very goal-oriented person with an easygoing nature and entrepreneurial spirit who tries to stay on an even-keel at all times. My business acumen is second to none and I do not wear my heart on my sleeve. To that end, I march to the beat of my own drum and am a sensation-seeking individual who prides myself on being a synaptic superstar. I make life an event and bring the party with me wherever I go. Some would describe me as a no-nonsense, mild-mannered, wide-eyed thrillseeker who is always way ahead of the curve. With that being said, I live everyday like there is no tomorrow and love to party it up with high-energy, whacked-out, spontaneous people who are up for anything. I am a weekend warrior and man of undeniable charm who enjoys the finer things in life like gourmet food and wine served in Tiffany flutes on white linen tablecloths with silver candelabra. However, the one thing in life I live for the most is rock concerts. Where else can you go to a party thrown for 20,000 people? So what if all the crazy ass fun things I do set me back a couple of grand here and there--thats how I roll.... And by the way, I do have a Bowflex Body.

My Interests

Partying like a rock star, high heels and short skirts, working out, tennis, concerts, surfing, drunk dialing,flirting, dancing, karaoke, roller skating, Pop-o-matic Trouble, bedroom activities

I'd like to meet:

Jon Bon Jovi, Pamela Anderson, Jenna Jameson, Tommy Lee, Pee Wee Herman, The Queen of Fucking England, George Carlin, Nicole Richie, Britney Spears (before she shaved her head and became a Nazi)

Music:

Bon Jovi is the bomb, Van Halen, Def Leppard... Anything from the feel-good era of music (for those of you who don't know, the 80s!!) Power ballads are my specialty. After all, every bad boy has a soft side.

Movies:

Scarface, Freddy got Fingered, Hostel, Grindhouse, Predator, the Departed, Karate Kid, Breakfast Club, Revenge of the Nerds,and Flight of the Navigator just to name a few. Also, any feature-length film Jenna Jameson stars in I give 2 thumbs up.

Television:

Andy Milonakis Show, VH1, Behind the Music, South Park, The Bachelor, Surreal Life, Cops, Cheaters, American Justice, I Love New York

Books:

How to Return to Prominence in the Stool-Softener Distribution Industry (its the shit, no pun intended) lol

Heroes:

Ronald Reagan, George W, Our soldier boys, anyone who spits on Jane Fonda