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Slakley

Who told you...you can do it like this?

About Me

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Poem for your soul:

Invictus Out of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul. In the fell clutch of Circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud. Under the bludgeonings of Chance My head is bloody, but unbowed. Beyond this place of wrath and tears Looms but the Horror of the shade, And yet the menace of the years Finds, and shall find me, unafraid. It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate I am the captain of my soul.

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My Interests

Traveling, music and the great outdoors. Nothing like shreddin up my synth on a rainy day!

I'd like to meet:

Nobody in particular at the moment!Roni Size / Reprazent - Who Told You.. width="425" height="350" .... AK1200 - I'm Drowning (friends remixed)

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Music:

Jungle Jungle Jungle! Currently listening to Massive Attack, Roni Size, AK1200 & always and forever, Richie Hawtin.Richie Hawtin - Live at Gorod Club, Moscow (2005)

Movies:

Movies scary enough to make you run up a flight of stairs, extra fast!!!

Television:

To rattle off a few...Heroes, Big Love and Carnivale (I hate that it's cancelled).

Books:

Some good ole fashioned poetry by William Ernest Henley!

Heroes:

Your mom...

My Blog

Atlanta Local DJ Mixes...

http://www.atlantamix.net/
Posted by Slakley on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:01:00 PST

Suddenly I hate Tennessee fans...

I caught the GA/Tennessee game last night at a local Italian restaurant and needless to say the boys got a bit rowdy.  There was only one Tennessee fan in the whole restaurant and she was th...
Posted by Slakley on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:49:00 PST

Remembering P.L.U.R.

P.L.U.R. (Peace Love Unity Respect).Electronic music is the pulse of life. Evocative of all genres, yet guided by a set of dynamics and instrumentation very much its own, it shouts, whispers, pounds a...
Posted by Slakley on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:29:00 PST

In a bit of a hateful mood.

Aside from the shitty day I had from the bridge jumper on 75...I was further more delayed when I had stopped off at a local Starbucks and a customer was fussing and carrying on about how come they did...
Posted by Slakley on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 10:50:00 PST