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Stass

If I'm not online, it's because I'm outside your house. Naked.

About Me



Click the picture below this text:

Here is a prime example!

Anyways, about me? Err, well, if you know me, then I don't need to write about myself. And if you dont.....well, why are you looking at my page in the first place?

Oh precious stass of the shop you are truly a most benevolent and moist leader, moist with greatness! - St. Nicolo

I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

Nah, you wouldn't be interested.
By the way, RMD stands for "Rock My Donkey".

I'd like to meet:

On this? Well, here's how it goes:

1. If I have met you in person, or we talk regularly in the real world, I'll most likely add you.

2. If you've never met me in person, and if you're gonna add me, at least let me know who you are, and your reasons for wanting to be friends in the first place. Otherwise, I'll just ignore you.

3. Bands: I've blocked add requests from bands, but for some reason, I got one recently. And I'm sure it was the same band as last time. What's up with that? Anyway, if I know you in person, and you need the extra groupie, send me a message. And who says I'm not a generous person?

4. Those pornsite/dating agency fuckheads: They seemed to have stopped (for now). But if you are one of those idiots, and you are reading this: FUCK OFF!

.....any questions?

Music:

You've got to be kidding. I'll be here all day. I like most kinds of music, preferably Metal/Hard Rock.

Movies:

RMD: Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn
1. Memento, 2. Spaceballs, 3. Dogma, 4. The Exorcist, 5. Big Trouble In Little China

Television:

I'm not going to include The Simpons because, well let's face it, everyone watches The Simpsons:
RMD: The new series of 24 (although it is starting to lose its charm)
1. 24, 2. Family Guy, 3. Bottom, 4. Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, 5. South Park

Books:

Other than the ones that contain pretty pictures of naked...erm...sheep. Ahem:
RMD: Angels & Demons - Dan Brown
1. Complicity - Iain Banks, 2. The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-Time - Mark Haddon, 3. The Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy - Douglas Adams, 4. The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell - Marilyn Manson, 5. The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown

Heroes:

RMD: Samuel L. Jackson
1. David Hasselhoff, 2. Beetlejuice, 3. Jack Bauer, 4. The farmer who figured out how to milk cows, 5. Ali Dia

My Blog

The green man means "cross the road", right?

Okay, I know how I'm gonna die. I'll be at one end of the street, waiting for the traffic to stop, and for the green man to appear on the otherside. I'll barely make it to the halfway line that divide...
Posted by Whitesnake Groan on Thu, 10 May 2007 04:56:00 PST

My thoughts exactly!

  This. is. BRILLIANT!   I remember writing something similar to this last year, on the subject of evil people. Robbie Williams was one of them, and I even mentioned my disdain towards peop...
Posted by Whitesnake Groan on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:09:00 PST

Bloody kids

...hey, my page has been viewed 3000 times...is this on? Wait, I'm typing, aren't I... Today I was on the bus, coming home from college, playing Mortal Kombat on the PSP. I had my headphones on, but t...
Posted by Whitesnake Groan on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 06:19:00 PST

Podge & Rodge

I was watching the "Podge & Rodge: Series One" DVD today. I hate the fact that I never get to watch the series on TV. I don't really watch TV, but I thought I would at least try and watch it whene...
Posted by Whitesnake Groan on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:20:00 PST

But, are you happy?

I have a camera phone that takes low quality pictures. I never really take any pictures on it. I just mess around with it, by taking pictures of random stuff, like a moped parked in a handicapped spot...
Posted by Whitesnake Groan on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 05:11:00 PST

Love of His Life

Here is another one of my Imaginative Fiction (aka. Creative Writing) assignments for college. I would have got 70%, if not for the fact that I handed it in late on the day it was due. So I was docke...
Posted by Whitesnake Groan on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 09:37:00 PST

Kung-Foolery

Well, since I'm not making any progress whatsoever with my assignments, and at this point, they're all going to be handed in late, I'm just gonna write about something I witnessed on Friday night. If ...
Posted by Whitesnake Groan on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:28:00 PST

6

Meh, can't remember the last time I did one of these. So, off I go: Assignments This week is "assignment week", which in otherwords is the week where I do nothing, and hope that my assignments are mag...
Posted by Whitesnake Groan on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 05:46:00 PST

The Pride of Ireland

The following is a college assignment I did for Imaginative Fiction. I got 72% for it, which is not bad, since I did it on the day it was to be handed in. The Pride Of Ireland Alan Stacey Dammi...
Posted by Whitesnake Groan on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 10:33:00 PST

Apparently, I look like these guys

  Well, it's official. I'm Elvis!   ...
Posted by Whitesnake Groan on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 03:15:00 PST