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About Me

So get this. I like to sail with the Captian (Morgan that is). I've had many different jobs but I've only ever really been happy at one of them. At the same time I like the idea that I can say I've done everything from boat building to retail to administrative associate to bumming around in the Keys. Speaking of the Keys, remind me some time to tell you the story of the Conch Republic and why I'm a huge fan. I think my next move in life is going to be to become a bartender on a tropical island and just hang out and go sailing or teach SCUBA diving. I dig SCUBA because it's as close to a weightless experience as I'll ever get. I love the water including swimming in it, sailing on it and holding my breath under it. Friends and Brothers...{ }...

My Interests

Sailing (in boats), SCUBA, the outdoors, Photography, teaching, story telling....oh and Pirates

I'd like to meet:

I don't understand fanaticism and gambling provides no thrills for me...

Music:

Zepplin, White Snake (the greatest 80's hairband of all times), Styx (Come Sail Away need I say more), the White Stripes doing Walking with a ghost and lately this song by Imogen Heap that i play over and over cause it sounds real cool.

Movies:

Captain Ron (Always stand clear of the ladder boss...), Life Aquatic, Memento (even though it was stolen from my by a bitch), Equilibrium, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, The Village, Pump up the Volume, North Shore, The Surfer King (not yet released), The Rules of Attraction, Pirates of the Carribean, Master and Commander and the classic Waterworld...

Television:

The Apprentice (Donald not Martha), Miami Ink, Iron Chef America, The Sheild, Rescue Me, and lately I've found Scrubs quite funny... Oh and Lost simply amazing.

Books:

Harry Potter (what of it), The Five People You Meet in Heaven, America the Book, Freakonomics, The Assassins Gate

My Blog

words of wisdom...

Ok I know it's been a while. This one is more funny than anything... Security Guard: You know there's no blue food in nature? Coffe Cart Girl: What about blue berries? SG: Well those are more purple. ...
Posted by Jon on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:10:00 PST

idiot train banter

Ok I know it's not as good as the security guard but it's all I've got. Here we have a conversation between Idiot 1 and Idiot 2. Idiot 1: Did you hear about that scafolding accident? Idiot 2: Yeah thr...
Posted by Jon on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 05:50:00 PST

words of wisdom...

But wait there's more... "I'd jump her bones...But I'm a pig...he he...I love trashy older women..." -the idiot security guard
Posted by Jon on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 01:03:00 PST

words of wisdom...

It's been a while but here's a little gem.... "You know what I say when they want me to work the weekend?...I wonder what Burger King is paying?" -the idiot security guard
Posted by Jon on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:15:00 PST

words of wisdom...more dialogue

Another dialogue between the security guard and the coffe cart girl. SG: You can't do science on an empty stomach. (to an unsuspecting girl eyeing the pastries at the coffee cart) CCG: You tell her......
Posted by Jon on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 09:46:00 PST

words of wisdom...a dialogue

An exchange between the security guard and the coffee cart girl SG: "Well you know, in every action there is genious." CCG: "I'm not sure what you mean..." SG: [he pauses] "....Well it's sort of...
Posted by Jon on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 08:33:00 PST

words of wisdom from the idiot security guard...

Here's one from the archives I stumbled accross while deleting old messages on this thing. "There's something sexy about a Russian accent...There shouldn't be...I mean I was in the Cold War..." -The ...
Posted by Jon on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 06:14:00 PST

words of wisdom from the idiot security guard...

here's a shout out for all you Boondock Saints fans... "I'm understand the symbology..." -the idiot security guard I wonder if he's also an expert in nameology?
Posted by Jon on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 07:58:00 PST

words of wisdom from the ignorant security guard...

" 'You don't have to shovel rain.' They should have that translated into Latin and put on the state flag. I'll have to put my wife to work on that." -The Ignorant Security Guard (in explaining to som...
Posted by Jon on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 01:21:00 PST

morons...

3.) Stupidity and how we've come to support the growth of stupidity in this country. Today I'm at lunch at there is this restaurant called Cajun Cajun. Their claim to fame is the burbon chicken. It's ...
Posted by Jon on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 11:45:00 PST