Dan

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a simple trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and collect ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went their separate ways to gather fruits.The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the second part of the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your arse without any expression on your face what so ever. Otherwise you'll be eaten."The first apple went in... but inevitably during the second he winced out in pain, and so he was killed.The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the rest of the trial to him he couldn’t help but think to himself that it should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... but on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples." MyGen Profile Generator .... ..