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KimberlyK (Roll Tide! 7-0)

The biggest conspiracy is the fact that there is no conspiracy. No one gives a shit whether you live

About Me

Sarcastic, stubborn, headstrong. Blackjack junkie. Alabama football fanatic. High maintenance. Nerdy. Cynical. Other than that, I'm just awesome. That's pretty much all you need to know.

My Interests


Blackjack, history (especially Ancient Greece & Rome), politics, art (Dali, Monet, Chagall, Alvar, Shvaiko, Agam), and college football (ROLL TIDE!). I love hanging out at the lake house and the beach condo. Bar hopping, shopping, acting like a dork with my friends. Crusing around on the lake with a blender full of frozen daiquiris & laying out on the beach with a cooler full of ice cold beer.

I'd like to meet:

Dennis Miller, Rich Lowry, Tom Tancredo, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, Tony Snow, J.C. Watts Jr., Antonin Scalia, Samuel Alito, Billy Joel, Laura Ingraham, Charles Barkley, Joe Lieberman, and myself in 10 years.

Music:

Billy Joel is fucking amazing. So is Matchbox Twenty. Paolo Nutini, DMB, Josh Kelley, Tony Lucca, The Temptations (David Ruffin!), John Legend, Maroon 5, CCR, The Supremes, Bill Withers, Hootie & the Blowfish, Anna Nalick, Kelly Clarkson, Elton John, Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez, James Blunt, Lionel Richie, James Taylor, Huey Lewis & the News. Anything with a mellow beat that I can have a beer and relax to.

Movies:

Remember the Titans, Ocean's Eleven & Twelve, The American President, The Godfather Parts I & II, Scarface, all of the Gidget movies (shut up), The Devil Wears Prada, Band of Brothers, Saving Private Ryan, The Departed, Super Troopers, Beerfest, Old School, Wedding Crashers, Troy. FahrenHYPE 9/11, PCU, Crash. Anything with Tom Hanks. Except The Da Vinci Code. That sucked.

Television:

The West Wing, Grey's Anatomy, Rome, Top Chef, Digging for the Truth, Cities of the Underworld, Mail Call, Mythbusters, Cash Cab, Dirty Jobs. Fox News. C-SPAN. C-SPAN2.

Books:

Anything politically related with a right-wing slant. John Grisham is brilliant. Harry Potter is my guilty pleasure. Occasionally a few chick lit books (The Nanny Diaries, The Devil Wears Prada).

Heroes:

Dennis Miller, Ainsley Hayes

Of course...

"This guy's walking down the street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep he can't get out. A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, 'Hey you. Can you help me out?' The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, 'Father, I'm down in this hole can you help me out?' The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a friend walks by, 'Hey, Joe, it's me can you help me out?' And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, 'Are you stupid? Now we're both down here.' The friend says, 'Yeah, but I've been down here before and I know the way out.' " - Leo McGarry; The West Wing

My Blog

Dear Life,

Stop sucking.  Thanks. Sincerely, Kimberly PS: I MEAN LIKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW....
Posted by KimberlyK on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:12:00 PST

September 11 - NEVER FORGET!

Five years ago today we were attacked by IslamoFascists. Nineteen men, all of Arab descent, hijacked 4 planes solely because they wanted to take as many American lives as they could. Two of those pl...
Posted by KimberlyK on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 06:27:00 PST

USS William Jefferson Clinton

Pictured Above:  The USS William Jefferson Clinton (CVS1) set sail today from its home port of Vancouver, BC.   The ship is the first of its kind in the Navy and is a standing legacy to Pr...
Posted by KimberlyK on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:55:00 PST

R.I.P. :(

Obituary of the late Mr. Common SenseToday we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth record...
Posted by KimberlyK on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:25:00 PST