MaFFeW gives cybersex a shot! |
Apparently, the big craze these days is online sex or if you want to be down with the hip lingo "cyber". I guess the old fashioned art of going out there and blowing your wad on drinks, te...
Posted by MaFFeW on Sat, 17 May 2008 09:30:00 PST |
I saw the fat lady sing |
It seems it's been a lifetime since I've graced the masses with my neverending presence and oh so powerful aura of genius that radiates from me constantly, even while dropping the kids off at the pool...
Posted by MaFFeW on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 11:42:00 PST |
I moved, bitches! |
I know it seems like I haven't been around much or been writing anything new the last few months, and......it's not just you, I haven't been. After growing up in the same town, I decided I'd ter...
Posted by MaFFeW on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 04:30:00 PST |
Birthdays and the things that come with them. |
I find myself only wanting to bitch about relationships lately because.....it's all I can really think of. I've had to face the fact that I'm getting older and can't strut the bars swinging my m...
Posted by MaFFeW on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 04:11:00 PST |
BFF...what the fuck is that |
I woke up this morning and started my daily routine, of which I will repeat again tomorrow, and accepted my life of mediocrity as I always do. I woke at 5:27am to go to a job that I really...
Posted by MaFFeW on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:23:00 PST |
Titties and Beer |
Last weekend, I decided to show what a real swooner I am and embark on a romantic evening with my lovely girlfriend. I chose a place where any girl would feel the warmth of love and appreciation. ...
Posted by MaFFeW on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:57:00 PST |
The Joys Of Love! |
In my tenure as alpha-male numero uno, I've slaved relentlessly to set the standard for the masses of aspiring manwhores in this great land. I've done my best to teach and live b...
Posted by MaFFeW on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 09:08:00 PST |
The Shit I think about while cutting grass. |
SLAPNUTS!
Have you ever noticed when you see turdbag take a shot to the nuts, he bowls over crying in agony as if somebody just stole his spelling bee runner-up ribbon from his sixth grade scrap book?...
Posted by MaFFeW on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 05:41:00 PST |
The day I met Willy Wonka |
I remember the days of yesteryear. Bills didn't exist, my biggest bitch was homework, Bill Cosby didn't play in reruns on television, I knew everybody's name at Cheers, all-...
Posted by MaFFeW on Sun, 20 May 2007 11:59:00 PST |
I'm not here right now, leave a message.... |
I was bored the other day and decided to call my cousin to initiate a very well deserved session of beer drinking and laughter. Much to my dismay, he didn't answer his phone. I did however...
Posted by MaFFeW on Sun, 13 May 2007 03:06:00 PST |
