About Me

.."Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.... Goodnight"-Crash Davis, Bull Durham

My Interests

Jim Cramer's (The Wizard of Wall Street) Mad Money ("BOO YAA SKI DADDY"), Snowboarding, laying poolside at the Hard Rock in Vega$, winning at blackjack, winning in the stock market, getting pumped at the gym

I'd like to meet:

Axl Rose & Jim Cramer

Music:

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.. aGuns 'N' Fuckin' Roses, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, anything Rat Pack, Alice in Chains, Metallica, Tool, Depeche Mode (just saw them at Staples....Awesome!!), Paul McCartney (just saw him at Staples too...he's a rock legend), AC DC, O.A.R., any music played on the jukebox at Bulls Tavern, Johnny Cash, Bad Religion, Sublime, Pennywise, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Jack Johnson, Rage Against the Machine, NIN, Linkin Park, The Killers, Weezer, Led Zeppelin, Green Day, Operation Ivy, Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Motley Crue (ya, I have a streak of big hair 80's music in me), Van Halen, The Atomic Punks, Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band, George Thorogood and the Delaware Destroyers, A Perfect Circle, Ice Cube, NWA (my bruthas in arms), Korn, and The Backstreet Boys

Movies:

Star Wars (the first trilogy), Indiana Jones trilogy (Junior!!), Dazed and Confused, Caddyshack, The Godfather I and II (not III), Old School, Swingers, Made, The Wedding Crashers, Napolean Dynomite, Bull Durham, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Dances with Wolves, National Lampoons Vacation, Wall Street, The Little Mermaid, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Office Space, Fletch, Ghostbusters, Field of Dreams, any Jerry Lewis movie

Television:

The Office, Magnum PI, CHiPs, The Sopranos, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Deadwood, Entourage, Rome, The West Wing, any Law and Order show, The Dukes of Hazard, The A-Team, CNBC, Different Strokes (wha chu talkin bout Willis), Silver Spoons

Books:

Freakonomics, Patriot Games, The Firm, The DaVinci Code, Angels and Demons, Snoopy coloring books, Soduku puzzles

Heroes:

Han Solo and Magnum PI and any alt-rock band from the 90's