Master of Overpowered Special Attacks

I am a retired martial arts competitor, because i enjoy getting paid $..!% for working fast food and dealing with people who dont do much in the way of disproving evolution. im a slacker of a college student and one day all you losers(like me) who watch anime and other cartoons are gonna here 1 of my 30 different voices and never know it was me. i also have my t.v. on espn even when im not home just so i can juice there ratings. thats right, im a performance enhancer for t.v. ratings. i also like to write unbelievably long poasts on forums alot like this. so im gonna stop now. cause this is getting a tad long. and ya know, i really dont have much to add. so i guess this is where i stop typing. and call it quits. so i dont make a fool of myself by rambling on and on. because i do have a terrible habit of that, ya know rambling so im gona stop typing