I'm sam. As you can see, I'm too lazy to write anything right now.
Read the blogs and it will prob explain a bit more about me.
(CAUTION: READ AT YOUR OWN WILL)
If you wanna talk; add me on msn or something,
my addy is [email protected].
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Ghonorrea
noun. (Gon-a-ria)
A venereal disease contracted by having unprotected sex with someone who can't spell.
CORRECT SPELLING: gonorrhea
"After sleeping with that transvestite from Soho, I finally picked up gonorrhea"
Chav
noun.
Emerging British sub-species of human which is rapidly becoming a national epidemic. Commonly thought to be of inferior intellect, the Chav provides itself with free accommodation supplied by tax payers by spawning multiple mini-chavs at an early stage in life, usually mid teens. Chavs unfortunately don't yet fall into the category of 'rodent' and in effect cannot be bludgeoned to death under the guise of pest control.
"Thank you Chavs for the great contribution you’ve made to this country, you’ve made it what it what it is today – a shit hole"
Also see: Burberry, So Solid Crew, Burdon On Society
England
noun. (Ing-land)
To America, England is the capital of London. It is the home of bad weather and extortionate prices. A place where you'll find mainly non-English people. Everybody is welcome. Every street has a different accent and is the only culture alive that can use the word "cunt" as any available part-of-speech. A nation which is less arrogant than France but better than them in every respect with the exception of wine and food.
"England will most likely get thrashed in the olympics but will gladly take the credit for a neighbouring nation"
Ebonics
noun. (I-bon-iks)
A poor excuse for a failure to grasp the basics of english. A form of slang traditionally used by people who believe they are gangsters. When in doubt, throw an "izzle" sound in the middle of any word or just string random thoughts together and insinuate that they actually mean something. Normal names such as "Anthony" will undoubtedly be replaced with "Shorty Boo".
Ebonics: "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge"
English: "My frozen dairy treat brings all the male gender to the grassy area in the front of my residence. They say it is superior to yours. Yes, they are correct, it is far superior than yours. I could pass along this knowledge, but there would be a fee involved"
Marriage
noun.(Mar-ij)
Synonym: becoming celibate
The number one cause of divorce, marriage is a social event whereby the male (having proposed an engagement to the female) places a ceremonial ring on the female's finger, showing his "claim" to her. He does this usually in the (misinformed) interest of having sex on a more regular basis. It is also the point at which a male's opinions become utterly worthless and a sure way to kill 95% of a woman's sex drive.
"Please don't ask me about my marriage"
Geek
noun.
Synonyms: nerd, dork
A four letter word but a six figure income, a geek is typically someone whose IQ exceeds their weight. Geeks will usually spend their free time writing out stupid definitions for myspace purely for their own amusement. The word can also be a derogatory term of affection used to address a friend or acquaintance who you think is being silly.
"I am one sexy geek"
Midget
noun.
Sometimes referred to as “God’s little punch-linesâ€, this tiny species of the human race are mainly raised in midget mills for the entertainment of normal people. Midgets in the wild are attracted to sugar packets and if captured they serve many purposes, such as - midget butlers, wrestlers, and as collectables - but unlike monkeys, midgets are eye-level to everything good in life. Midgetism has various types and intensities but all of which share the same smell of a crowded elevator and can also be used for betting with.
“I raise you 3 midgets and 50pâ€
Political Correctness
adj.
Synonym: twatspeak
The inverted fascist philosophy of weird left wing liberals who want society to be nothing but accepting of all perverts and freaks everywhere. The main basis is not to offend anyone with one little incorrect word and is consequently driving Britain into the dust. People who don't conform are undoubtedly labelled racist by ignorant people with narrow views on life scared of causing confrontation.
Examples of Politically Correct bullshit:
Midget ~ vertically challenged
Fat ~ horizontally challenged
Perverted ~ sexually dysfunctional
Body Odour ~ nondiscretionary fragrance
Thief ~ ethnically disoriented
Dead ~ living-impaired
Poor ~ financially inept
Homeless ~ residentially flexible
