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Cosmic Amanda

I can walk like a penguin.

About Me

I got your joie de vivre RIGHT HERE!

My Interests

blythe, college radio, kites, monkeys, ninjas, pirates, robots, shopping, unicorns, www.flickr.com/photos/quonky

I'd like to meet:

odd assemblages of people.

Music:


etc. etc. etc.

Heroes:



My Blog

close personal friend

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Posted by Cosmic Amanda on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:07:00 PST

things recalled suddenly, for no reason, while commuting

I had this terrible crush on a boy in high school. I think it lasted an entire school year, which is, like, eons in the school crush time continuum. He was really short and ugly, and he was constantly...
Posted by Cosmic Amanda on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 06:29:00 PST

my heart swells with pride

One of my ridiculous quotes was immortalized in cross stitch by Jeska. Rad.
Posted by Cosmic Amanda on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 07:28:00 PST

accidental flares of love burst through the atmosphere

I know a magical gnome who speaks in tongues.
Posted by Cosmic Amanda on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 07:54:00 PST

Someone call the Cos!

Bill Cosby! You don't need to suck the precious life blood from that young girl's neck! BEHOLD! The source of all of your evil powers has returned! Hollywood's "thin is in" ideal has now extended as f...
Posted by Cosmic Amanda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

now that's what I'm talking about

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Posted by Cosmic Amanda on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 03:58:00 PST

lucky seven

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Posted by Cosmic Amanda on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 04:28:00 PST

still cosmic after all these years?

In the summer of 1994 it happened: somehow (through unclear and oft-disputed means) I went from being your regular, run-of-the-mill Amanda to Cosmic Amanda. I was 17. At the time I recognized the dang...
Posted by Cosmic Amanda on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 07:31:00 PST

apple talk

There was a weird lump on the side of my royal gala today, and I decided I probably should not eat that part, but then I got distracted and the next time I looked at my apple the l...
Posted by Cosmic Amanda on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 08:46:00 PST

something about airplanes

Florida.Tires crunched across the flat, sun-burnt field, framed by grey trunked trees draped in moss. In the distance was another car, blindingly bright in the sun. A woman sat on its hood, binoculars...
Posted by Cosmic Amanda on Tue, 30 May 2006 03:52:00 PST