nellie - ProfilesArchive

About Me

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i am a libertarian and a total geek. i'm blunt and to the point. i'm a spelling and grammar nazi who hates capitalization. i wear high heels every day, but i'll kick your ass in some video games. i have 2 cats and a little white poofy schnoodle who hates babies and mexicans. i laugh a lot. i say inappropriate things. i dance in vacant elevators, rock out to my ipod in public and sing loudly in my car. i quote movies and rap lyrics whenever possible. i'm very expressive and tend to get in trouble for making outrageous faces which have been at times mistaken for dirty looks and sometimes are just that. you'll always know what i'm thinking by the look on my face. i work out constantly and am rather proud of my ass. i'm extremely political. i'm a picky eater. i'm lazy, but not when it comes to my job. i'm judgmental and have little patience for stupidity, but i can still manage to get along with just about anyone.
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My Interests

kickboxing! ann rule, ayn rand, baseball, cats with pink noses, cheese, chicago cubs, costumes, dancing, daniel tosh, dream interpretation, forensic psychology, halloween, hello kitty, libertarianism, marijuana legalization, mitch hedberg, new orleans, norml, nyc, objectivism, pokey the penguin, road trips, sarcasm, schnoodles, scrabble, serial killers, starbucks, star trek TNG, stoli and redbull, marathons, belvy capi

Music:

Movies:

amÃ©lie, garden state, chicago, the matrix, so i married an axe murderer, austin powers, the sweetest thing, zoolander, girl interrupted, almost famous, liar liar, ace ventura, harold and kumar go to whitecastle, little miss sunshine, shawshank redemption, donnie darko, napoleon dynamite, office space, v for vendetta

Television:

law and order: svu, forensic files, family guy, the simpsons, cartoon planet, and as shameful as it is to admit... the hills, america's next top mdoel and american idol.

Books:

atlas shrugged, hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, anything about criminal profiling and/or serial killers, especially bundy and ridgway. helter skelter, green river running red, and signature killers. i also really loved a confederacy of dunces although i don't generally get into fiction if it's not at least political or crime related.

Heroes:

dagny taggart

Social Security Salamander is pretty sure Social Security is a Ponzi Scheme citizens are forced to invest in. He is concerned with your retirement.