(in no particular order) learning how to; fix cars, weld, upholster, wood work. i'm workin on it. paying off my debts. eventually owning a home like a real grown up (a big garage would be nice.). giving oden the best education and childhood i possibly can. art. bling. chickens. pit bulls. i like rods that run fast, low, clean, and hard (notice the key word "run") i like gassers too, but i get picky about em.
I'd like to meet:
true gentlemen (well, gentlemen towards me anyways, i don't care if they have an attitude with everyone else). people with ethics, morals, backbone, and tenacity. good people. people with jobs, lives, and some life experience under their belt.now i'll tell you who i DON'T want to meet (in no particular order):
1. anyone who chews with their mouth open
2. anyone who talks about themself in the third person
3. anyone who has more than 2 cats and dosen't llive on a farm
4. anyone who dosen't research and train their dog (no matter what size the dog)
5. people that can't seem to keep their word
6. anyone who dosen't know the proper length for pants
7. anyone who steals or has stolen from friends
8. anyone who has to get drunk to have fun
9. anyone who's homophobic
10. anyone who talks with food in their mouth
11. anyone that allows drugs to get in the way of their work or relationships
12. i'll accept people that listen to metalica on an individual bassis - but it's a very touch and go subject
13. anyone who breeds irresponibly, or has more than 2 biological children
EVERYONE
14. anyone who uses the word 'irregardless'
15. anyone who practices any organized religion
16. anyone who's afraid of big dogs or pit bulls soley because of rumor - seriously? you probably believe the earth was created in 7 days or that black people can't see at night. don't bother messaging me. you're officially a waste of time, and not just mine - everyones.
17. anyone who has those stick figure decals on the back of their car to represent the members in their family. i hate those people.
18. anyone who spits (and they aren't lubing up a vagina)
19. anyone who can't handle a fight
20. anyone with wings tattooed on their back
21. anyone who smokes pot or listenes to reggae, i just can't handle it.
....i'm sure more will come to me....give it time.
Music:
ac dc, ac deshe, aretha franklin, beah boys, big sandy, billie holiday, billy idol, bjork, black heart procession, blossom dearie, business, casey bill weldon, chrome johnson, cock sparrer, cowboy killers, cro-mags, danzig, david allen coe, dead boys, dead kennedys, dean martin, diana ross and the supreems, dinah washington, die hunns, disasters, dolly parton, dropkick murphys, ella fitzgerald, elvis, fiona apple, forgotten rebels, frank sinatra, george jones, go cat go, half empties, hank williams jr, hank williams III, jimmie davis, johnny burnette, johnny cash, josie kreuzer, joykiller, kanye west, kite flying society (not the emo band), kris kristofferson, lars frederiksen and the bastards, lily allen, lincolns, michael buble, mike ness, misfits, murder city devils, nat king cole, patsy cline, platters, plead the fith, portishead, pressure point, puppini sisters, rancid, reverend horton heat, rosanne cash, rosemary clooney, social distortion, stray cats, susan tedeschi, three bad jacks, three blue tear drops, time again, tossers, vandals, waylon jennings, willie nelson
Movies:
The Wild One, Napolian Dynamite, White Christmas, Donnie Darko, An Affair to Remember, Heartbreak Ridge, Blues Brothers, Blazing Saddles, Death Race 2000, 300, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, The Quiet Man, American Psyco, Unfaithful, The Usual Suspects, Rocky, The Princess Bride, The Labrenth, Lady and the Tramp, Momento, A Street Car Named Desire, SLC Punk, About a Boy, Murder in the Heartland, Saved, High Fidelity, Island, Walk the Line, Love Actually, Two Weeks Notice, Moonstruck, War of the Roses, Notting Hill, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Gentlemen Prefer Blonds, How to Marry a Milionaire, This Misfits, A Thousand Clowns, 12 Angry Men, Grose Point Blank, Sleeping Beauty, A History of Violence, Alfie, Dr. Dolittle (the origional), Casino, Bubba Ho-Tep, Good Fellas, The Departed, Guys and Dolls, Frankenstein, Baxter, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Life Aquatiic, Rushmoore, The Notebook, Baxter, Tristan and Isolde
Television:
Greg The Bunny, Arrested Development, Happy Days, Rescue Me, CSI: Las Vegas, Kids in the Hall, Oz, Rob & Big, The Daily Show, Six Feet Under, Cops, Desparate Housewives, Grays Anatomy, Sopranos, Reno 911, Dirty Jobs, Dr. G Medical Examiner, Meet The Barkers, Rosanne, ANTM, any National Geographic involving prison or serial killers. Ninja Warrier! (I'm addicted to T's Tivo) Also enjoy on the radio: NPR News, KQED, John London's Inferno (if anyone knows what the hell happened to his show send me a message-please!)
Books:
Invisible Monsters, Choke, Cut My Hair, Frankenstein, DaVinci Code, Mr. S, In The Devils Garden, A Good Dog, In The Devil's Garden, 1984, Brave New World, Titus, Mr. S, Songs My Mother Sang me, hmmm...not much of a reader really, maybe i'll have more time for that when oden's older..lets change this to links. my favorite links.
car links:
www.yearone.com
www.1aauto.com
www.buickfarm.com
www.autoupholsterykits.com
http://electric-life.com/main.asp-Door poppers and other useful things.
http://www.autocolorlibrary.com-Has a reference for the origional colors and combinations. I think that's useful.
www.desertteardrops.com
www.hubcapmike.com-Has reasonable hubcaps.
http://ww2.collectorcartraderonline.com-A good site to search. It's specific.
Dog links:
www.morrco.com-Has a huge variety of collars. Even stuff for bigger dogs.
www.leather-creations.com/collars.html
www.brasspaw.com-Where Jersey gets her bling.
www.pbrc.net-Pit Bull Rescue.
www.fordogtrainers.com-This site has everything from dog bite suits to traffic leads and pull harnesses.
Heroes:
gimpy-for growing a leg back, T-bags for taking me and my crew in when we had no where to go (by crew i mean me, jersey, the cat, and my two spiders: gimpy and captain leggy), chris-for hiring me, eric-for liking shoes as much as i do, hitler for his obvious leadership skills, vlad the impailer for elimaiting poverty.
