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Miss Fortune

now come one come all to this tragic affair...

About Me

My daughter Liberty has made my life complete, now all I need is to win the lottery. I have a BA in Psychology which means that I get paid very little for helping the people that need it the most. I have lots and lots of tattoos. I like it when people tell me jokes. I'm not ashamed to admit that I'd like to make out with Slash just once before I die.I expect honesty, loyalty and integrity from the people that I care about. I'm a little bit jaded, but I'm also optimistic. I'm a huge fan of the glam-rock. I adore pirates. I often crave beef jerky. I like things that are so tacky that they're cool. I collect Buddha statues, rubber duckies and Japanese lucky kittys. I love my daughter Liberty Rose, my dog Mosh and my rad, piratey, gold toof havin' husband...This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor

My Interests

my partner in crime Stoney, my beautiful daughter Liberty, my dog Mosh, pirates, going to punk shows as often as possible, making out, glam-rock, gettin' tattooed, meeting great people, listening to Johnny Cash music, laughing at funny stuff, watching movies, Buddhism, ELVIS, psychology, shopping, eating beef jerky, cleaning, decorating, smoothies, el dia de los muertos, rubber duckies, asian art, tattoo stuff, cool belt buckles, having fun, shirts with pearl snap buttons, and trying not to freak out about life.Rest in Peace Charlie 4-10-06 test

I'd like to meet:

angels with dirty faces, angels from nowhere places, and SLASH....

Music:

JOHNNY FREAKIN' CASH, Those Unknown, Pressure Point, Whiskey Rebels, Lower Class Brats, The Briggs, Angel City Outcasts, The Cramps, The Beltones, The Clash, Total Chaos, The Adicts, Bonecrusher, Social Distortion, Rancid, Blanks 77, Throw Rag, The Toasters, Duane Peters and the Hunns, Oxymoron, The Business, Angelic Upstarts, The Templars, The Pinkerton Thugs, Op Ivy, ELVIS, Sham 69,The Unseen, Stiff Little Fingers, Toots and the Maytals, Def Leppard, Motorhead, Guns and Roses, The Ducky Boys, David Bowie, Elvis Costello, Bob Dylan, Nina Simone, roots reggae, good ska,pretty much anything good...

Movies:

Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny, City of God, Sin City, School of Rock, Kill Bill I & II, Dodgeball, Old School, Repo Man, A Bronx Tale, The Boondock Saints, Good Will Hunting, Goodfellas, The Godfather I & II, Wild at Heart, Austin Powers the Spy Who Shagged Me, Bubba Ho-Tep, anything starring Johnny Depp, etc.... ..

Television:

C.S.I., Mythbusters, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Reno 911, That 70's Show, My Name is Earl, The Office, The Family Guy, Dog the Bounty Hunter, The Sopranos, Entourage, pretty much anything on The Food Network, and any VH1 'Behind the Music' show about 80's glam rock bands....those rule.

Books:

I'm a mommy now....I don't have time to read.

My Blog

One year of Liberty Rose...

So, my kid is going to turn 1 in a couple weeks and I am feeling pretty sappy about the whole thing. Here are some highlights and favorite photos from her first year. *sniff sniff*on the day we went i...
Posted by Miss Fortune on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:51:00 PST

Liberty 4 months

Okay...now that I know how to put pictures in here, I thought I would put up some of the Peanut.She turned 4 months old on October 19th and she is AWESOME!!!witness....naked bootyhiiiiiiiiyaaaaaaa!lik...
Posted by Miss Fortune on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 10:30:00 PST

Halloween Party Goodness...

Yay! I finally figured out how to post pics in here!! (Thanks Holly!)From Saturday night...Mikey the Pimp, Pirate Wench, Me, Stoney the Droog, Jaime and Jaime's boobies:Stoney and the Hogans:Me and Bo...
Posted by Miss Fortune on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 11:54:00 PST

Liberty is one month old!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/misseasystreet/100_02 52.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/misseasystreet/100_02 37.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/misseasystreet/100_02 49.jpg...
Posted by Miss Fortune on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:38:00 PST

Liberty 7/1/06

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/misseasystreet/100_01 16.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/misseasystreet/100_01 22.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/misseasystreet/100_01 08.jpg...
Posted by Miss Fortune on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 10:54:00 PST

more Liberty pictures...

  impersonating Elvis.... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/misseasystreet/100_00 78.jpg her favorite thing to do... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/misseasystreet/100_00 82.jpg the aft...
Posted by Miss Fortune on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:50:00 PST

Liberty Rose!

(for those of you that don't know already...) Liberty Rose Guerrero is here!! June 19, 2006 @ 9:25 am 8lb. 5.5 oz. 20.5 " long Here's a few pictures..... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/misseas...
Posted by Miss Fortune on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:52:00 PST

R.I.P. Charlie 4-10-06

Nothing Gold Can StayNature's first green is gold,Her hardest hue to hold.Her early leaf's a flower;But only so an hour.Then leaf subsides to leaf.So Eden sank to grief,So dawn goes down to day.Nothin...
Posted by Miss Fortune on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 01:04:00 PST

3D/4D ultrasound pictures

she's so freakin' cute! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/misseasystreet/BABY_4 7.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/misseasystreet/BABY_7 7.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/misse...
Posted by Miss Fortune on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 07:48:00 PST

Like a Soldier

Like a Soldier by Mr. Johnny Cash With the twilight colors falling And the evening laying shadows Hidden memories come stealing from my mind As I feel my own heart beating out The simple jo...
Posted by Miss Fortune on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST