"I'm the type who'd be happy not going anywhere as long as I was sure I knew exactly what was happening at the places I wasn't going to. I'm the type who'd like to sit home and watch every party that I'm invited to on a monitor in my bedroom." (Andy Warhol)
Natalie is approximately five foot six, of European descent, and probably never going to cut her hair again. Her current place of residence is in a Central Phoenix historic suburb where she lives with Jesse, three irksome felines, and two dogs who like to tear up her backyard and eat the cat poo. Natalie is not what you would call a social butterfly. In fact, she spends a great deal of time at home doing nerdy things or attempting to clean. At present, and for the next few months, Natalie is fat (not too bad) and pregnant. Natalie is a tough nut to crack. She feels awkward in crowds of people she is unfamiliar with, and also finds it hard to make new friends. She is squeamish around anything with more than four legs and small children that she does not know well. Her favorite word as of now is prerogative . She likes her music fast and loud, but would be lying if she said she didn't listen to some of just about everything. Natalie needs to drink significantly more fluids and curb her childish interests, though clearly the odds of either of these happening are slim. She presently works with the mentally handicapped for a living, which means she probably has racked up way more karma points than you could ever even imagine. She thoroughly enjoys cooking and reading books on the subject. Let's be frank and say that Natalie just enjoys reading in general, including but not limited to fantasy, science fiction, poetry, and historical fiction. Right now she is several pages into more books than she can handle. Natalie also greatly enjoys jokes about bodily functions, including but not limited to burping, farting, pooping, and peeing. She also enjoys a good intelligent conversation should the opportunity for such arise. Natalie is awful at returning phone calls, and for that she is sorry. When not at home, she can be found at a few carefully chosen local shows and the resulting shindigs. Sometimes a leisurely bicycle ride or a farting contest is all Natalie requires to be truly happy. If Natalie has ever pissed you off, she is sorry but you probably deserved it. Someday Natalie hopes to have all the tattoos her little heart could ever desire, a house of her own, and a money tree in the back yard, just for security of course. Natalie is not a fan of overly judgemental or pushy people. Though she may act like it, Natalie does not always know what the hell she is talking about. Do not be fooled by her cunning ways.
Contact:
aol im: coronergnat
e-mail: [email protected]
soulseek: deadworld
* If you are someone Natalie does not like and you know this, do not attempt to contact her through MySpace. She does not speak to you in real life for a reason. Thanks.