Kellzanut

I have come to regard unrequited love like a hole in a sock.
Mend it or discard it. Don't just stand there with cold feet!
You can take the girl outta Texas, but ya can't take Texas outta the girl!
Texan by birth!
Scottish, 7 months outta the year, by choice Y'ALL!

The Scottish, along with the Irish, are some of the coolest people in the world.
What do the Scottish people do, you wonder?
1. They drink
2. They like to fight over sports, namely football (soccer) & rugby
3. They drink
4. They sing loudly, often conjoined in some male ritualistic bonding coalition
5. They drink
6. They are some of the cutest wee old ladies in the world
7. They drink
8. They are incredibly friendly folk
9. They drink
10. Their national costume is underwear optional
And I happen to know that "going commando" is very popular in Scotland ladies!
And they are nae bothered to prove it! :o)
So, my 2 1/2 year old niece said some words to live by recently when she went off for her first day of pre-school with her pack-pack in tow, "I wont poop my pants, I wont say "Oh shit!", I will share my toys and I wont say shut-up!" How funny is that? Then she proceeded to stare at her pre-school teacher, look up and tell my brother-in-law, "Papa, my teacher has big boobies!"
She will go a long way in life, I tell you!
I know for a fact that there is no one like me in this entire world! :o) OK, so that being said, do you want to know a wee bit about me? I'm fun, silly and smart. I have a fabulous sense of humor and I value having a good laugh! I love life! It's the kid inside all of us that keeps us from going crazy! I love surrounding myself with GOOD people that enrich my life! My friends describe me as fun, outgoing, talkative and supportive, always a smile on my face. There are do-ers and say-ers in this world. I pride myself in being a do-er. I'm a student in Scotland, a transplant from Texas just a few months out of the year. I like to have fun and go with the flow! I'm a kind, caring, honest person. I'm a loyal daughter, sister, aunt and friend. When I say I'll be there for you, I always mean it. I take my "Aunty Kelly" duties very seriously. You know it's all worth it, when your sister tells you that you are an inspiration and role model for her children.
....choke back tears....
I give only unconditional love and respect to the special people in my life. I expect no less in return. I enjoy time with friends and laughing at the crap life throws at you sometimes. A friend to many, but very careful about the people I let close to my heart. Unfortunately, I've had to learn some hard lessons about human nature over the years. It is true what they say, your family are the only people you can count on. I have a wonderful, large, supportive family back home in Texas, the BEST state!
I enjoy children and look forward to starting a family with the right man someday. No hurry though, I just have so many big plans for the future! I'm 5'8" with green eyes and brunette hair. I'm a serious student, following a childhood dream, but I do like to go out and have fun! Life is short and spontaneity is a good thing. I drink socially and enjoy dancing. I always say, dance like no one is watching and shake what yo Mama gave ya! I enjoy the club scene and I also like dancing to sad ol' country songs. I'm versatile like that! I love live music and enjoy visiting the local pubs in Scotland and Texas. Oh yeahhhh.... Some of my favorite placess back home are The Old Coupland Inn and Dance Hall, Gruene Hall and The Backyard.
Just as happy going out or staying in really! I enjoy surrounding myself with positive, up-beat, genuine people. The kind of people that make a positive contribution to my life, as well as the lives of everyone around them. I would not have it any other way. I'm a lover, not a fighter. I know no other way to be!
I am potty trained and current on all my vaccinations!
My only wish, for my life, would be to give something back to society, leave a lasting impression on everyone that crosses my path and make a positive difference in this crazy world we live in. I believe in hard work, playing fair and telling the truth because moral character is so often lacking in the world today.
I've learned that when you're dealing with shit from other people in your life, you don't want to use a teaspoon!
The thirties are the best years for women!!!! Ask me, I know!
Did I mention I love flowers and I sincerely appreciate a good Mexican martini? Missin Trudy's! Hehe...
I believe that with age comes wisdom. Not that I'm so old, just that I've sometimes, more often than I'd like, had to learn the most from mistakes of the past. And don't you know, you never make those mistakes again! I seem to ponder more about life's events now. Wondering why things happen in our lives? Why we hurt each other? How someone you love can look you in the eyes and lie to you? What people are thinking when they don't feel that their children, or even their pets, are a responsibility for that individuals lifetime? Where does loyalty amongst friends vanish? Wondering if we'd be on the endangered species list if men had to have babies and rear them?
I know that you get back what you give in life and I find karma very, very interesting. I know that you will not be successful until you're happy with yourself. If you're not happy, do what it takes to change your life, so that you are happy. Find that happiness and sustain it. I believe in the ability of continuous improvement of oneself and in helping others to improve themselves as well. I also believe you should not be afraid to try anything in life. If you never try, you will miss out on that dream, opportunity, love or career, some of the more important things in life. I believe in fair play throughout all aspects of life, honesty, fidelity and in helping others less fortunate than yourself.
Wayne Gretzky once said, "You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take." True dat!
I believe that failure should never make you quit! As Sir Winston Churchill so eloquently put it, "NEVER GIVE UP!"
My mistakes have certainly made me a stronger woman!
Lead with the heart!
It's not how much you do, but how much love you put into the doing...