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Doug M.

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About Me

THIS IS THE OFFICIAL MYSPACE PAGE OF PRO WRESTLING'S MOST ECLECTIC COLUMN - "TOSSING SALT - WORLDWIDE NEWS!"Go check out WWW.WRESTLE-ZONE.CO.UK for all the latest pro wrestling and MMA news...For a whole different side of Dougie - the "dark side if you will" - go visit my other profile at www.myspace.com/convenientstorehell.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Green dragon

What do you want to know? My big passions in life are professional wrestling, writing, politics, and hot men - not necessarily in that order. I'm Doug and I'm the guy who used to write the most eclectic wrestling column in the free world, "Tossing Salt - Worldwide News". I also occasionally write a little thing called "The Time Warp" too. I've written a couple of screenplays (well, 2 screenplays and 1 porn) that haven't really gone anywhere, but it's all a work in progress as I prepare to move my life to the next level. The next level of what is anyone's guess, but that's what I'm aiming for. I'm a life-long fan of pro-wrestling and living proof that gay rednecks do exist and we're great fun at cook-outs, fishing trips and nights out singing karoke! I've been working in c-stores ever since high school, so I'm also a professional (?) cash-register monkey. What fun! Yay! Any other questions you might have, just read the little boxes or better yet, just ask!
ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW SOUNDTRACK lyrics

My Interests

Writing, pro wrestling, sleeping and music. I used to write a fantasy wrestling league (a modern day WCW) and it might be coming back one day. I also write (and have for the past 5 years) pro wrestling's most eclectic column, the infamous "Tossing Salt - Worldwide News"...
You scored as Straight Acting. Heya your on the straight and narrow but still enjoy a good cute guy with a pint of beer.

Straight Acting


90%

A Big Bear


80%

S + M guy


50%

Raging Queer


50%

The all-round cute gay guy


30%

Straight


20%

Straight Queer Basher


10%
What type of Gay are YOU?
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I'd like to meet:

I want to meet.... YOU! 'Nuff said! People who love wrestling, writing, bad TV & movies all tweek my interest, but I like people so make yourself known & holla at your boy!
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Music:

A little of everything - my tastes are very eclectic and depend more on my mood than anything else. But my "Big 6" are (and will always be) Alice Cooper, Rickie Lee Jones, Waylon Jennings, Sublime, Sinatra & Soce the Elemental Wizard...

Movies:

Funny, stupid, gory, or bloody - it's all good! Anything by Kevin Smith is sure to be entertaining. I'm a card-carring member of the Rocky Horror Picture Show Fan Club - and also count "Rent" and "Jesus Christ Superstar" among my favorite flicks! And I like porn - that's always good too (except for the Chyna - Sean Waltman video - I never thought there was such as thing as "bad porn" until I saw that video - it scarred me for life!) I try to keep an open mind on movies and I'll watch anything so long as it keeps me entertained.
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have low extroversion.
You are quiet and reserved in most social situations.
A low key, laid back lifestyle is important to you.
You tend to bond slowly, over time, with one or two people.
Conscientiousness:
You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
Agreeableness:
You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism:
You have medium neuroticism.
You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.
Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.
Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test
Which celebrity are you most likely to have sex with? Your Result: The Rock

You like your men to be attractive but you also want them to be able to kick some ass. You like the big, strong, athletic types with that chisled look.


Tommy Lee
Keira Knightley
Nick Lachey
Pamela Anderson
Jennifer Anniston
Gwen Stefani
Matthew McConaughey
Which celebrity are you most likely to have sex with?

Television:

Not too much on these days to catch my attention - I like reruns of Will & Grace, West Wing, Buffy the Vampire Slayer & Angel. The only "current" stuff I watch is WWE, TNA, South Park & Family Guy. Robot Chicken is awesome too! And "Fox News" of course - gotta keep it all fair and balanced! Yo!
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." The Simpsons Personality Test

Books:

I love to read, and as Bill Cosby used to say, "Reading Is Fundamental!" And then he'd bellow "Hey hey hey" and do his "Fat Albert" impressions as he tried to force Jello Pudding Pops and Coke on you. That man gave me the creeps sometime! But he was right about reading. As for what I read, anything by Hugh Prather, Anne Rice, or related to the "King of Sports" is good for me. Autobiographies are always cool. So long as it can take me away for a little while, I'll give it a shot.
You Are Balanced - Realist - Empowered
You feel your life is controlled both externally and internally.
You have a good sense of what you can control and what you should let go.
Depending on the situation, you sometimes try to exert more control.
Other times, you accept things for what they are and go with the flow.
You are a realist when it comes to luck.
You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random.
You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you...
But you do your best to try to make your own luck.
You have a good deal of power, but you also know the pecking order.
You realize that working the system does get you further.
You know who to defer to and who to control.
When it comes to the game of life, you play things flawlessly. The Three Dimension Luck and Power Test

Heroes:

Anyone who follows their dreams and walks their own path... those are the people I admire the most.
Indie Personality Test Results
63% Indie
Scoring highly suggests you are likely to be very liberal, independent minded, self identify as an outsider, shun materialism and popular culture, and have an aversion to organized religion. While high scorers are more intellectual than average, they are probably more artistically astute than intellectually avante guard (i.e. they are more likely to know of new interesting new bands/artists/writers than the best way to extract energy from a hydrogen atom. Low scorers, will generally tend towards the opposite of the above. They will tend to be more materialistic, conservative, corporate friendly, social and are more likely to be religious.
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My Blog

(Fantasy) Pro Wrestling USA’s "Halloween Havoc 2007"

Disclaimer: Yeah, it's fantasy - I've been planning on bringing this back for a while and now, it's time... I don't own any of these characters - they all belong to Vince McMahon, the WWE, TNA or the...
Posted by Doug M. on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 08:04:00 PST

Fantasy Wrestling Returns - Part 1: Eric Is Bored And A Company Is Born...

As most of you old-timers might remember, for a long time, I had a little fantasy NWA going where I wrote storylines, had matches and just had a good old time with the weekly drama and excitement betw...
Posted by Doug M. on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 07:58:00 PST

The Uncle Paul Show

Well, I'm back.  After a few weeks of being a moody bitch and hiding away from the rest of the world, it's your favorite homo-redneck / internet wrestling commentator / drama king.  "Where w...
Posted by Doug M. on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 09:16:00 PST

Answers To "About Me!"

 OK, I sent out this in a bulletin last night and wanted to see how many people took the bait and  "know" me..  And now, here are the answers to the questions...  How did you do?&n...
Posted by Doug M. on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 05:19:00 PST

Brothers, Babies & Lots Of Other Stuff...

Yeah, we're going random today.  Lots of stuff on my mind. Toby Keith is playing on the jukebox - talking about "Ten Rounds with Jose Cuervo" - that would be kind of fun right now.. My brother, S...
Posted by Doug M. on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 06:22:00 PST

Who? Me?

Thanks to Jason for this...   Your most marked characteristic? - Probably my moodiness - I'm capable of going from one extreme to the other in a matter of seconds.  And my need for solitude...
Posted by Doug M. on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 06:47:00 PST

The Truth Behind The Jena Six

Found this article over at 411mania.com/politics.  The author makes a lot of great points about the so-called "Jena Six" and the recent controversies in Jena, Louisiana.  Agree or disagree, ...
Posted by Doug M. on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:29:00 PST

Broke & Bitchin’...

Six freakin' dollars!  I had my checking account all figured up this week - I spent some mucho grande bucks paying bills and on other stuff, but I had it all covered.  I'd spend this past w...
Posted by Doug M. on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 06:15:00 PST

The Extreme Relationship / Sexuality Test

THE EXTREME RELATIONSHIP/SEXUALITY TESTYour overall dating experience is 41%.Your sexual experience is 85%, higher than 97% of other test-takers. Your sex-drive level is 73%, higher than 72% of others...
Posted by Doug M. on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:27:00 PST

I Took This Little Survey (Thanks Markey / Waynebrow)

 E2: The Everything Test 2 There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests,  purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test...
Posted by Doug M. on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:12:00 PST