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jonathan

so wrong its right

About Me

simply awesome (as i shift my bulge).

My Interests

tricking old people,licking tropical frogs, shooting bows and arrows into crowds, yak-in it up, watching masterpiece theater, hatin on fuckboy politicians,wrastlin' them baby birds, petting other peoples pets and...uhh.. finding money.

I'd like to meet:

anyone that will talk to me without beating me up afterwards and black betty, she seems interesting.

Music:

anything good- sting, ween, prince, zeppelin, van morrison, the killers, coldplay, U2, outkast, anything produced by the neptunes, fuckin tom jones (whooooah black betty BAM SHALAM), that cockweaslin' beethoven, jay-z, beck, clem snide, tears for fears, flock of seagulls, the police, the cure, depeche mode, gorillaz, peter gabriel, sade, anontonio carlos jobim, the sound of a koala bears tears.blah, blah, blah

Movies:

adaptation, fight club, being john malkovich, sideways, abre los ojos, tesis, y tu mama tambien, lost in translation, russ meyers stuff, lord of the rings, fausto 5.0, cheezy horror movies a la wishmaster, jack frost, dagon, phantasm.

Television:

you mean the picture machine? im still savin up for one. technology is gettin crazy huh? i mean, wow!

Books:

non-fiction: howard bloom- the lucifer principle, the global brain- awesome new perspective on life and everything it encompasses. fiction: the electric kool-aid acid test, fear and loathing..., one flew over the cuckoo's nest, siddartha, the power of one, the sun also rises, garden of eden, the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, deep thoughts by jack handy.

Heroes:

meatwad, master shake, and karl