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VIVA NEW JERSEY

I'm a Wicked Man who has done Wicked Things.

About Me



Try the BEST MySpace Editor and MySpace Layouts at MySpace Toolbox !Hi my name is James Byron, my nick name is Jazz. You might remeber me from such films as: "ARE YOU MY DADDY?" part 3 and "THE COCONUT: NATURE's DIAPHRAM". Or maybe my Multiplatium heavy metal album "CUNT THRASHULA". I'm 24 blondish hair, blue eyes, 5'11 and about 220lbs. I like going on my boat, weightlifting, bar hopping, love going out to eat (go figure you seen the pictures) and I also wear my socks during sex. To be honest there not much I don't like, I think I'm pretty easy to get along with. Love to laugh and love to make people laugh. Also, no matter what I'm always broke. My only words of wisdoms for you are "Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking." and "Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else." Oh and incase if any you are wondering if the rumors are true, let me set the record straight: Yes my penis' name is Captain America.

My Interests

Boats, cars, motorcycles, jetskies, movies, weightlifting, asian women, vacations, caviar, art, bla bla bla

I'd like to meet:

Beautiful women, Christopher Walken and anybody who will lend me money, a $20 is good.

Music:

I know it sad but I love 80's music.

Movies:

Usual Suspects, Spaceballs, Scareface and I gotta think of more.

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, CSI Miami and Two and Half Men.

Books:

A Time to kill, Wall Street and Less than zero. The fact they are all movies is just a coincidence, I FUCKING READ THEM LEAVE ME ALONE.

Heroes:

I'm a Super Hero, Mother Fucker! and Christopher Walken

My Blog

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Posted by Jimmy on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:45:00 PST