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About Me

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-For those of you who do not know me that well, I'm a calm but collective kind of guy who has a "dry" humor, at least that's what people tell me.
I was Born and raised in the huge city of Greenfield... I've been away from this place for about 7 years, my previous 2 years were spent on a little rock in the middle of the pacific ocean, so i'm adjusting to being surrounded by broccolli, horses and a whole lot of nothing. Lots of you out there hate this place, but I've learned to appreciate my surroundings. For one thing, I've grown a few inches taller upon my arrival, so that's a plus. I also miss breathing the fresh breeze of chemicals every morning, trust me its alot better than that smog crap out there in Riverside...
At the moment, I'm working for Universal Mortgage and Sales as a Loan Consultant, so if any of you guys are interested in buying, selling a home or want to do a refinance just let me know and I will do my best to hook you up.
Outside of work, I like to just hang out with family and friends, play b-ball and tennis, mess around on the computer, occasionally go out and just party. I think that's about all I'm willing to say about myself....one thing i'm not good at is describing what i'm like, its really all perspective, so if your curious about anything just ask me....Rest assure, I will definitely answer even if its not what you want to hear....

My Interests

INTEREST

Kicking it with the homiez, relaxing, playing B-Ball, tennis, swimming, chess, partying, playing computer games, video games (pac-man), working out, socializing spending time with my family and my girl.

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO MEET:

I like meeting people period...with a few exceptions, there are some people who i guess i'd rather stay away from but just a couple and those are:

People Who:

spit when they talk

have a gold tooth (if i had gold it wouldn't be in my mouth)

think Barney is a super hero (he's not even a freakin dinosaur!)

who thinks we come from monkeys (speak for yourself, I don't have hair on my back

don't have a sense of humor

think the end of the world is coming soon

are innocent and stupid

are stupid and innocent

who use the words: soo, like, dude--every other word in their sentences

who seem they are always on their period (this goes for guys too-u know who u R)

think micheal jackson is innocent and sane (i might give you innocent but....)

think 2Pac is still alive (Elvis has a better possibility)

I have a few more but i'll stop for now

Music:

MUSIC:

Just about anything. But my favorite stuff is Rock N Roll, Reggae, Oldies, Rock en Espanol. The better question is what music I don't like: Brittney Spears, R&B-bs (don't get me wrong classic R&B is cool just the new stuff really sucks), Hick-country-music (again some is kool but old yeller tunes...gots to go), techno/rave/house that only thumps thumps---but no creativity (i'd rather hit myself with a baseball bat than listen to that shh---at least the thumping will be real!!)

Movies:

MOVIES:

The Five Element Ninjas, Dumb and Dumber, Old School, ScaRface, Casino, Goodfellas, Zoolander, My cousin Vinny, American Pie, Meet the Fokers 1 and 2, Terminator 2 (even though I hate the gov), God father series---that's it for now to many to name...

Television:

TELEVISION

you mean that old square thing sitting in the living room....how do you turn it on??? Get with the program its all about computers in this era.....

Books:

BOOKS

My two favorite books are Pimping It-For Dummies and How to create bombs of mass destruction from everyday appliances. I really recommend these two. The bomb one handles it Mac Gyver style while Pimping It for dummies has changed my life. Check e'm out!

U2 - Electrical Storm

Heroes:

MY HEROES

The coyote from Looney toons is a bad mo-fo. My nigga Aqua-man and Captain planet come close though. Got to give it up to the element heroes you know.