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Lee Escobar

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About Me


Who am I? I am teh leet god. But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition...
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me Lee.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Nobody. I've met everyone that I WANTED to meet. But I wouldn't mind meeting someone that just prepared me a meatball sub with extra cheese right about now. I'd really enjoy meeting that person! And if they had a glass of Crystal Lite (the yellow not the fucking pink) that would be a moment I wouldn't forget for minutes.. shuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....

My Blog

bananas

You know at a traffic light where Green means: Go and Yellow means: Yield, but on a banana, it's just the opposite....Green means: Hold OnYellow means: Go Aheadand Red means: Where the fuck did you ge...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:24:00 GMT

Catsup

If dog is man's best friend, then Catsup is definitely food's best friend.  Catsup is always there to help out or improve something you are eating.   "These fries need catsup" or "I'm having Mac and C...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 23:11:00 GMT

"Y"

Recently my Goddaughter called me and with a suggestion. "Hey Pino Lee. I think we should replace the letter "Y" with Michael Jackson." I chuckled and told her that I was way ahead of her. It was like...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 22:00:00 GMT

ooh hey..

i didnt know u came to my page and read my blogs and stuff... maybe next time i should write something about whats goin on with me or something... or maybe i'll just call and tell u instead, but only ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:06:00 GMT

Bittersweet

Bittersweet, You're gonna be the death of me. I dont want you, but I need you. I love you and hate you at the very same time.See what I want so much, should never hurt this bad. "Never did this before...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 15:38:00 GMT

RANDOM RAMBLES AND RANTS

1: Flavor of Love on VH-1 is my guilty pleasure. In fact pleasure sounds to restrictive. It's my guilty fucking self-lobotomy on a merry-go-round after eating a fresh hot bowl of Kraft Mac and Cheese ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 19:48:00 GMT

Why Ill never be an Astronaut...

 When I was a kid I really thought it would be so cool to be an Astronaut. Upon some recent analysis, I'm just not as impressed as I was when I was ten. First of all, astronauts have to wear diap...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:26:00 GMT

10 Things That...

...NOBODY KNOWS ABOUT ME AND I DIDN'T KNOW EITHER UNTIL I WROTE THIS LIST OUT JUST NOW. EN-FUKIN-JOY.The First Thing:I hate the ocean. It's ugly and smells like a salty puddle. It is too damn loud wit...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 14:43:00 GMT

ClogBlog

as we all know for 2007 blogs are out and clogs are in.. but blogs about clogs are... SUPER IN!so here is my blog about clogs:my sweet-o hot rod clogsmy awesome disco ball clogsmy salsa dancing clogsm...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 13:03:00 GMT