Not My Work, but very true and I like it a lot |
Its amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, its not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. ITS A C...
Posted by MIKE. on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 02:35:00 PST |
The Truth |
10th GradeAs I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like...
Posted by MIKE. on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:18:00 PST |
R.I.P. My Car 1987-2005 |
My 1987 Chevy Blazer was officially pronounced dead at the age of 18 at 2:34PM May 1st, 2005. She had been battling engine troubles for a few weeks prior and lost a brutal fight to a spun engine beri...
Posted by MIKE. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
finally an honest quiz XD |
I took a rate-a-date test that tells you how you rate as a date, here's the results:
Your Result: Nobody Does It Better
Holy Casanova, Batman! You are wasting your time on this test! Geez, you c...
Posted by MIKE. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
PAST_PRESENT_FUTURE |
PAST.
-first grade teacher's name: Mrs. Farber (still lives on my street lol)
-last thing you said: "terribly funny"
-last song you sang: "Second Best" -Barenaked Ladies
-last thing you laughed at...
Posted by MIKE. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Tailgating Convo |
*While tailgating, Jen and Roxanne come back from the bathroom*
Rox: "We didnt go cuz it was too nasty in there, but I really have to pee"
Me: "Just go standing up like I do!"
Rox: *stares blankl...
Posted by MIKE. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
\rant/ |
I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I am sick and tired of going into fast food resturants and seeing little....."Atkins Approved" menus. How 'bout you go fuck urself with a loaf of bread? St...
Posted by MIKE. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
NJ REPRESENT BIOTCH! |
IM FROM NEW JERSEY!
I'm from New Jersey.
I Curse... A Fuckin Lot.
I Say Yo, And I Say It Often.
I Sure As Hell Don't Pump My Own Gas.
I Know What Real Pizza Tastes Like And I Know That A Bag...
Posted by MIKE. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Plastic Cup Politics (muy importante) |
I have a very important announcement to make to every1: If at all possible, try NOT to eat 7 slices of Domino's pizza for dinner on thursday then follow it up with Chicke...
Posted by MIKE. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
AH! Damn "Gorillas" |
New LRHS website -------> http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=147057
Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my streetFrom my window I'm staring while my coffee grows cold...
Posted by MIKE. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
