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James

About Me



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I have this weird phobia of talking cards and a recurring dream of being trapped in an avalanche of moon rocks. My favourite things include music, movies, and females. I am currently addicted to cycling - riding 9 miles a day from Witham to Braintree at moment - i give my self three months until Im road kill! I work nights as a proofreader in Witham, and am saving up to finish my journalism course in September.

My Interests

I have been playing guitar for about 12 years and love my music which i listen to indiscriminatly, films and literature, philosphy and semi formed opinons on Left-wing politics, if you want a lecture; Play Station 2 games, Jack Daniels, Monica Bellucci, tits and Football if you don't! Up the Hammers!!! ALL HAIL CARLOS TEVEZ!!!! KING OF IRONS

I'd like to meet:

Likeminded individuals - we are ALL equals. .....Except Spurs fans.
On our uni mate, Liam's, 21st birthday we decided to scare the living shit out of him using a much loved League of Gentlemen character. Observe how unimpressed he is with the whole thing!

Music:

My collection includes Pharcyde, Seafood, The Pixies, Miles Davis, Bloc Party, Elvis Costello, Lynden David Hall, Bob Dylan, Martha Wainwright, Kano, Citizen Cope, The Beatles, Ray Charles, Jackal Pirates, The Libertines, Sigur Ros. My favourites remain David Bowie, Paul Simon, Chuck Berry, Jeff Buckley and Radiohead. This list is still an insult to the seven thousand bands I forgot to mention.Just discovered the band Camera Obscura from a Tesco advert and swiftly bought everything they've done - they are amazing! As are Newton Faulkner and Janis Joplin who have made my life better since I found them this month.GENIUS - UNDER-RATED BRILLIANCE ETC ETC

Movies:

Anything by Woody Allen, The Goonies - obviously, The Godfather (1 and 2), Oldboy, Pan's Labyrinth, Anything by Wes Anderson, MOST Spielberg films, True Romance, Eternal Sunshine, Donnie Darko, Out of Sight, Anything with Jack Nicholson in it, I love David Lynch - especially Mullholland Drive and Eraserhead, Anything that Charlie Kaufman has written and anything that Jeanne Triplehorn or Monica Belucci gets their clothes off in.

Television:

Spaced, Seinfeld, Peep Show, Russell Brand, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT - the greatest tv show ever made!,The Mighty Boosh, The Office, and Extras. Gotta love Ramseys Kitchen Nightmares and Lost as well.

Books:

Anything at all by Haruki Murakami; It is twisted, surrealist, existential, metaphysical Japanese fiction. Currently 5 books into his collection - everyone amazing. Treasure Island, The Quiet American, Life of Pi,....... Flat Stanley - obviously!

Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Geoff Hurst, Bill Murray, Karl Marx, Brando and Nicholson, Haruki Murakami, Drew Pearson, David Bowie, Graham Greene and Martin Luther King.