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I AM A FOUNDING MEMBER OF THE INSECTS THAT ARE NOT ALIENS SURFING CLUB. ABOUT OUR CLUB - The insect life is a damning portrayal of a groups disengagement with the rules of surfing, science and society in fervour of riding 67 style longboards, 68 style brown eggs and 69 style displacement hulls (amongst other forgotten, functionally limiting equipment) while sporting brown stubbies, rubber and moustaches (not so much the sisters).With their jazz addled philosophies on life, lust and loot, and scant regard for good taste, these delinquents surf in the kind of demented manner which has inspired indifference from the local thrusterology up and down the harsh, haunted coast of Western Australia. At least average, and usually god.Built from nothing but high hopes and thin air, and fervant from too many viewings of The Hot Generation, Evolution and Sea of Joy - while listening to a mind melting amount of 60s garage punk and Las Vegas grind - there is no cure for the disease which is The Insects That Are Not Aliens Surfing Club.Rest easy children, for tomorrow they may wake up dead.INSECTSURF.BLOGSPOT.COM~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The Southcoast Longboards/Insect Stick is coming
The universe is permeated with the odour of insects - under negotiation with resin swilling Ian Chisholm, the insect stick ressurrects late 60s Australian experimetation and Californian point break pointiness under one wild mushroom of unheard noserideability, trim, and on edge surfing. Ruddered by a Greenough rake, with concave atop the rear deck and a teardrop under the nose, the insect asks the question - what if? - and is perfect for sandy town beachbreaks and limestone death cylinders on the zombie dwelling west coast of Australia. Don't slip on that bananna peel. Available in 3 colours - soldier green, cardboard, or asbestos grey. No pinlines. No rocker. Single logo is stencilled on. Not for the faint headed, this dank coloured rocket will rise to the golden triangle like a Polly Waffle, providing you with sanctity for poised perching and on edge involvement, as you , yes you, surf to the untold insight of your unshackled brain (suzy, suzy creamcheese, this is the voice of your subconscious mind speaking suzy) - you in the fields of blue.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~Sweet copy! Dan! Eat coffee, etc.'s Latest Blog Entry
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Tis a new age of reason into which this bloated corpse of a society must be dragged, but by who? Who among us hath not the inhibitions and reservations keeping the masses in a numb state of pacified appeasement and acceptance of the generalized utility of apathy? The very population by which thou art surrounded needs be in possession of said individual, and, with thee and myself included within the roster of possibilities, this person must come forth! I say unto thee, if thou art at attention, assuming thou art not myself, ariseth! Maketh thy mental wares available unto others! Forceth not thy ideas unto them, but do allow the facts to be available. Be this person in fact myself, I declare that I shall do that which is reasonable and prudent, in keeping with my policies of nonviolence and tolerance, to enlighten those to whom knowledge needs to be revealed. I shan't, however, for any reason, attempt to change the well-determined convictions of others, as the beliefs of the individual are theirs and only theirs, and other people should be allowed to believe that which they choose. Informational campaigns should categorically be against ignorance, and should NEVER be against different ideas. In general, the following can be assumed: Ignorance = bad; different ideas = tolerable. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How might these revelations discourage, or even startle your friends and loved ones? And don't forget about your co-workers, and any strangers, businesspeople, or public servants with whom you may interact on this, the finest of days in recent memory!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~~~~~the insect t shirts are coming
miki dora with flys head nailed to cross of sticks, now under the graphic witchery of tantalising tanya hellfigure (salfinger design). insect sticks also in the sick minds of depraved looney and shaper.
