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Jared the Dragon

I am the Storm.

About Me



Click Here for my old, mean Dragon Rant.

New dragon artwork I found!

(these pics aren't my work, alas...)Some of my old favorite dragon pictures...

(This one is one of mine.)

(This is my favorite Chaos Dragon.)
And here... Dragons at war...

My Interests



(click here to see my digital artwork)

Storms. The Great Fireball in the Sky. Clouds, but not rain. Revenge, not Revolution. Artwork, but not art. Ladies and Lords. Animals, cybernetics, and plants.

Nature in it's final glorious days, as our kind transforms this land into a huge roiling mass of steel and silicon. Fables and Legends. The Mystery of Life we define as "sex". DNA and RNA. Skynet and Miles Bennett Dyson. The Evermind.

Violence as a force for change. Blood, sweat, and tears. People who take a stand for what they believe in. Intelligence. Lore and learning. The One Power, the True Source, and Moridin.



I am a 3D artist.
This is both my limited profession and my intense lust for life! I make, model, shape, carve, and mold 3D objects, and then prepare, composite, materialize, and light them in ridiculous Three-Dimensional scenes. I am available both for hire and for mockery.



Fantasy Art at Epilogue.net

My Gallery at DeviantArt
(Click the Pic)

A small outpost-sized castle I'm working on :
(Click to enlarge.)

A dragon scene I made for my son...

(click for full-size!)

A dragon temple I'm making in Maya :

(click for full-size!)

And a link to my latest Masterpiece :
And another online gallery of mine... Check it out and leave me some critiques, hate-mail, and comments :

(Click the Pic)

Maddox RULES.
And here's a tribute section to him, fuck you.

I'd like to meet:

Strong people. Men and women unafraid to be original, creative, humorous, and downright deadly. I am always trying to find new artists and assassins, bastards and whores and ruthless, intelligent, clever people. Ninjas and channelers are also very welcome, especially female ninjas and poison-tasters!
And of course, Aes Sedai and Asha'man...

More than anyone on Earth, I'd like to meet Daenerys Targaryen, the Mother of Dragons.

This isn't Dany, but I'll bet Dany could kick her ass :


And Ninja-Squid, of course.

Everyone else, quit yer goddamn cryin.

Or eat some of these :



I am currently undertaking nothing less than 3D animation MADNESS, and am actively seeking anyone else interested in making movies, short funny clips, or video projects who would like to join me! If you enjoy CGI animation, or would like to learn how it's done, send me a message...!



And I've always wanted to meet this guy :

And watch out for Fulgore :

Eye Lasers hurt like a mother-fucker...


Jared the Dragon knows 1,000 Ninjas : Magnem Mikey

Josef

Stevie D

Lady Lindsey

Lady Manda

Shana the Banana

Kenny the Pirate

Lady Brigitta

Donnie the Ass Dominator

Stewie the Samurai-Lord

Lady Karen

Lady Kelly Rocks!

Lady Kate

Ser Gabe of Randomonia

Lady Hot Bridget

Keith the Ninja

Ninja Heidi of the West

Ninja Heidi of the East

Lady Dejia

Master Matt of Dagoba

Lady Lydia

Lady Ari the Animal

Lady Melyssa

Lady Nuala

Ser Aaron of Dirkaland

Lady Jessica

Lady Krystah!

Josh the Ninja

Justin the Wizard

Lady Dawn

Meet all of Jared's Ninjas

Music:

"I celebrate a wide variety of emotions, all the way from anger to pure rage." - Dennis Leary.

I listen to Slayer, Mudvayne, Sepultura, Pantera, Deicide, Tool, SOAD, At the Gates,NWA, and my brother's awesome new band Shadowclad. There is power in music, waiting to tapped...
Fucking UNEARTH.

Unearth just released a new album, which totally rocks. It's fucking amazing, check 'em out.

(Click to go to their homepage...)

(dragons rule)

Movies:

There are "movies", and then there are "films." Fight Club, Zoolander, Boondock Saints, Terminator 2, Strange Days, Ninja Scroll, Akira, Ghost in the Shell, American Psycho, The Neverending Story...

Television:

I don't watch public Television much. Fuck commercials.

Books:

Aye, I'm currently finishing the three-book saga, "Red Mars, Green Mars, Blue Mars", by Kim Stanley Robinson, which is obviously about colonists making Mars a habital planet, and is one of the greatest pieces of literature ever written on the topic.
I also re-read the Wheel of Time in cycles, usually :
Click the books to learn more...
In between Wheel readings, I read Raymond Feist's Riftwar and Serpentwar books, he is the dragon master. I read Stephen Donaldson's Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever, and his Gap Cycle. I read David Gemmell, and Janny Wurts. I have read every Isaac Asimov book I could find. Orson Scott Card, Vonda McEntyre, Clive Barker, Roger Zelazny, Robert Heinlein, Octavia Butler, Margaret Weis & Tracy Hickman, Terry Brooks, CS Friedman... to name a few more!I read all the time. If I'm alone when I'm going to sleep, I read. One day, I will write.


Perhaps you've heard of dragons before? Maybe you think you might know something about them? Well if you haven't read Feist, don't even start with that shit. He is the master and has re-discovered the ancient lore, and has shown us the face of the Enemy...

And the latest, greatest High Fantasy epic, written by George R. R. Martin...
A Song of Ice and Fire
(Melisandre, the Red Lady)


(Ellaria Sand, bastard lover of Oberyn the Red Viper of Dorne)
(The twins Cersei and Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer)
(Sansa Stark and The Hound, fleeing King's Landing)
(Ser Gregor Clegane, the Mountain that Rides)
(Robert defeating Prince Rhaegar on the Trident Rivers)
(Jon Snow defending the Wall)
And beware the Others. Winter is Coming.

Dragon Story of the Month?
Every wonder where all the dragons went?
Why, they live in Canada of course- here's proof!

Heroes:

Unicron is the single greatest entity I've ever seen. He can crush entire star systems in minutes. Amazing.
But if I had a hero, it would be Rand al'Thor. It's not easy being the Dragon reborn, he's got it pretty rough and I'd say that under the circumstances he performs with honor and a unique sense of life force. All Glory to the Dragon, may the Light save us from him!
"You'd be surprised what my Asha'man would dare."
-Rand al'Thor


And then there was Daenerys... Daughter of Fire, and Mother of Dragons... Daenerys Stormborn, the Queen-to-be of Westeros, and on and on like that... She rules. And so do Dragons.

Artanis, the great Protoss hero!
My life for Aiur! All for the Emprie!
And ninjas, of course.


Especially female ninjas.
Dragon Details
Status: Septuple
Here for: Ninjas, Dragons
Orientation: South
Home Castle: The Black Tower, just west of Auburn
Body type: Scaly, wingy, massive
Race: I think it's obvious I'm Korwegian.
Religion: Mythology
Zodiac sign: Pisces / Dragon / Ash
Smoke / drink? Constantly
Children: One single bright firey Dragon
Occupation: Shaper of reality, maker of Storms

My Blog

10 Things to do with Your Hand

Lists are making a huge comeback, these days.  No reason necessary: they are by definition completely awesome.So on a lighter note, here is today's List:10 Things to do with Your HandThing 1: Go ...
Posted by Jared the Dragon on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:37:00 PST

10 Things I Hate About You

After receiving a vast quantity of non-hatemail recently, I have decided to spark some more interest in the topic. The (remaining) human side of Jared demands negative attention, for some reason, and...
Posted by Jared the Dragon on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:35:00 PST

Amazing Spinach Dip (Product Rant)

And I just can't hold back on this one. Sinfully delicious, Tostito's really hit the nail on the head with this one!I could party with Spinach Dip all fucking night.And, we did:Thanks, Tostito's Bran...
Posted by Jared the Dragon on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 09:37:00 PST

Holy shit, it’s Tayto!

Fuck yeah!  It's Taytos!  Roast Chicken, no less...I really want to try these.  If anyone has a line on this amazing food product, let me know.  These things look amazing.They even...
Posted by Jared the Dragon on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 11:45:00 PST

A cold night in Hell.

My nightly adventure into the underworld, in pictures:They're all sleep-standing!  Their souls are lost in Oblivion!"Go to Oblvion and get their souls, dude." - Dragon StatueI really like it here...
Posted by Jared the Dragon on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 03:39:00 PST

America... home of the brave!

It's just that your country is full of shit. "America... home of the brave!Land of... fucking... disen... chantment."As usual, most Americans fail to keep any sense of scope or perspective re...
Posted by Jared the Dragon on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:34:00 PST

Best Goddamn Cracker I've Had All Year - Cheez-Its kick fucking ass.

These little fuckers should get an award.  They're amazing.I'm not on Sunshine Corporation's payroll, but I should be.  I could sell these shits to anyone.  I could slang these bitches ...
Posted by Jared the Dragon on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 10:27:00 PST

Capitalism vs. Democracy (excerpt)

"Do you believe in democracy and self-rule as the fundamental values that government ought to encourage?""Yes!" Antar repeated, looking more and more annoyed."Very well.  If democracy and self-ru...
Posted by Jared the Dragon on Mon, 28 May 2007 10:17:00 PST

Mac Users : Unplugged.

The Loser : Bruce the Cocksock.Well Bruce, you raving pansy, allow me to retort.20 years using computers? Pah! You're a late bloomer, Brucy-poo. I'm 30 years old, and I have 27 years of computer hi...
Posted by Jared the Dragon on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:17:00 PST

Tagged my ass...

[Rules: So the point of this game is to post ten weird habits/random facts about yourself and then "tag" ten people who then have to post a blog about their ten weird habits/random facts. You have to ...
Posted by Jared the Dragon on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:59:00 PST