Me eh? It all started several decades ago on a medium sized island in the Aegean sea when one particularly spectacular sperm divebombed a giant egg (a human egg, fortunately) and the whole resulting mess embarked on various complicated and probably disgusting transformations which culminated, to the greatest extent twenty or so years later in the formation of an adult human male. Everything that happened in between is complicated, confusing or, for the most part, boring.The human male which formed isn't exactly a prime specimen, but he'll do. He's certainly not good enough to be referring to himself in the third person so I'll stop now. I'm quite a friendly chap with a passionate like of music, getting creative, films, books, godzillas and various other things. I don't like angry, angry scallies, mothras, boring things, and stampeding Great-White Shark/Spider combinations. I'm not a genius at cooking but I can make a passable omlette. Also I'm an English and History student at the wonderful Salford University where I have experienced being punched in the face by someone I was trying to calm down. I tend to ramble when I'm talking, commonly going on long, often pointless rants about something I can't actually do anything about. There are other things about me that are true, but I've not got the time or energy to write them all. In fact I have both of those qualities in my possession. I'm just lazy. That's one last truth.I also have another, infinitely more pretentious blog at www.smilesmilesmilesmile.blogspot.com
Also, my ideal attitude to life (although often surprisingly hard to live by) is summed up in this quote:
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,courage to change the things I can, and wisdom always to tell the difference.
Which random phallic object are you?
Quiz by Andrea .