(((((Imagine there’s no Heaven. It’s easy if you try. No Hell below us. Above us only sky. Imagine all the people living for today. Imagine there’s no countries. It isn’t hard to do. Nothing to kill or die for and no religion too. Imagine all the people living life in peace. You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. I hope some day you’ll join us and the world will be as one. Imagine no possessions. I wonder if you can. No need for greed or hunger. A brotherhood of men. Imagine all the people sharing all the world. And you may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. I hope some day you’ll join us and the world will be as one.)))))~I'm just another souless Atheist in search of a world full of peace and harmony.
~Evolution is just a theory - kinda like gravity.
~Bring back traditional values; organize a neighborhood witch hunt.
~If money is the root of evil, why do churches beg for it?
~Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow-minded, bigoted asshole.
~Celebrate January 20, 2009.
~Be nice to America, or we'll bring democracy to your country.
~After we rebuild Iraq, can we rebuild our schools?Pretty much, my name is Ryan Fleischman and I am 16 years old. I love the friends I like. There are friends I have that I hate. I am against war, fighting, people who try to convert other people to their religion, animal cruelty, people who have two faces, and people who cannot backup and defend their own beliefs. I hate close-minded people who base their beliefs on the things that their friends do and can't belive in what they truely believe in, people who can talk crap about someone behind their back and can't say it to the person's face, and people who talk about things that they either do not understand or know nothing about. I like the smell of leather and coffee grounds, people who do good things for other people, and old people. I get bored and mad very easily and there are very few things in this messed up world that please me. People call me cynical. I tell them "I wonder why." It is like, open your eyes and take a look at the place that we are surrounded by and you will see that the world isn't a great place. People wonder why I am so negative. People wonder why there are so many things that I hate. People wonder why I am the way that I am. I am complicated. Sometimes I do and feel things that even I don't know what or why I am feeling or doing them. If you don't know me, you're lucky. You probably wouldn't like me anyway. If you do know me, I pity you. Chances are. . . either I really like you or I don't like you at all. -GEORGE CARLIN IS MY HERO!!!-
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When it comes to bullshit, big time major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an in invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do and if you do any of these ten things he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money. He always needs money. He’s all powerful, all perfect, all knowing, and all wise but somehow, just can’t handle money. Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story, holy shit.â€
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"Why is it that most of the people that are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? Boy these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn, but once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you, know nothing. If you’re preborn you’re fine, if you’re preschool, you’re fucked. Conservatives don’t give a shit about you until your military age. Then they think you are just fine. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers. These people aren’t pro-life, they are killing doctors. What kind of pro-life is that? What, they’ll do anything they can to save a fetus, but if it grows up to be a doctor they might just have to kill it? They’re not pro-life, you know what they are? They are anti-women. They don’t like women. They believe a woman’s primary role is to function as a brute mare for the state. You don’t see many of these white anti-abortion women volunteering to have any black fetuses transplanted into their uteruses, do you? No, you don’t see them adopting a whole lot of crack babies, do you? No, that might be something Christ would do. And you won’t see a lot of these pro-life people dousing themselves in kerosene and lighting themselves on fire. Morally committed religious people in South Vietnam knew how to stage a Goddamn demonstration, didn’t they? They knew how to put on a fucking protest, light yourself on fire! Come on you moral crusaders, let’s see a little smoke. How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelet? Are we so much better than chickens all of a sudden? When did this happen, that we passed chickens in goodness? Name 6 ways we are better than chickens. See, nobody can do it. You know why? Because chickens are decent people. You don’t see chickens hanging around in drug gangs, do you? No, you don’t see a chicken strapping some guy to a chair and hooking up his nuts to a car battery, do you? When’s that last time you heard about a chicken coming home from work and beating the shit out of his hen? It doesn’t happen because chickens are decent people. Now, lets get back to this abortion shit. Is a fetus a human being? This seems to be the central question. Well, if a fetus is a human being, how come the census doesn’t count them? If a fetus is a human being, how come when there is a miscarriage, they don’t have a funeral? If a fetus is a human being, how come people say we have two children and one on the way instead of saying we have three children? People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it’s a continuous process. You can go back further than that. What about the carbon atoms? Human life could not exist without carbon. So is it just possible that maybe we shouldn’t be burning all this coal? See, the really hardcore people will tell you life begins at fertilization, when the sperm fertilizes the egg. Which is usually a few moments after the man says ‘Gee honey, I was going to pull out, but the phone rang and it startled me.’ But even after the egg is fertilized it’s still six or seven days before if reaches the uterus and pregnancy begins. And not every egg makes it that far. 80% of a woman’s fertilized eggs are rinsed and flushed out of her body once a month during those delightful few days she has. They wind up on sanitary napkins and yet they are fertilized eggs. So basically, what these anti-abortion people are telling us is that any woman who has had more than one period is a serial killer. If they really want to get serious, what about all of the sperm that are wasted when the state executes a condemned man and one of these pro-life guys who is watching cums in his pants. Here’s a guy who is standing there with his jockey shorts full of little Vennies and Debbies and nobody’s saying a word to the guy. Not every ejaculation deserves a name. Catholics and other Christians are against abortions and they’re against homosexuals. Well, who has less abortions than homosexuals. Leave these fucking people alone. Here is an entire class of people guaranteed never to have an abortion. And the Catholics and Christians are just tossing them aside. You’d think they’d make natural allies. Go look for consistency in religion. Speaking of the Catholics, when the Cardinals and Bishops have experienced their first pregnancies and their first labor pains and they have raised a couple of children on minimum wage, then I would be glad to hear what they have to say about abortion. But, in the mean time, what they ought to be doing is telling these priests who took a vow of chastity to keep their hands off the alter boys. When Jesus said ‘Suffer the little children, come unto me,’ that’s not what he was talking about. So, you know what I tell these anti-abortion people, I say ‘Hey, if you think a fetus is more important than a woman, try getting it to wash the shit stains out of your underwear. For no pay and no pension.’"
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"Here are some more people with missing chromosomes who ought to be thrown screaming from a helicopter. Gun enthusiasts. You know? Oh yeah, I’m a gun enthusiast. Well, I’m a blow job enthusiast. Wanna see me shoot? Cock this and I’ll discharge a load for you. But I’m not against guns, I’m not one of those mindless Hollywood cock suckers, I’m not against bullets, I’m not even against people shooting each other. Shit, shooting somebody’s part of the American dream. I don’t care who it is, parents, teachers, kids, fuck them. Let them get shot. Doesn’t bother me. But, speaking of mindless Hollywood cock suckers, before Charlton Hesston became president of these dickless lunatics in the NRA, they had a different guy. He’s still one of their major spokesmen. His name is Wayne LaPierre. What kind of a name for a gun nut is Wayne LaPierre? Doesn’t this sound a little fruity to you? 'Hi, I’m Wayne. I’m a gunperson. Bang bang!'"
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