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jennylikewhoa

i want to be your crystal baller

About Me


im bringing LJ back! http://users.livejournal.com/_whisperinmyear/
We will circle eachother in a metaphorical boxing match soon enough, dancing around one another delicately and exchanging punches, blow for blow, in some momentous battle of epic proportions. Float like butterflies and sting like teddybears, as I could do you no harm. Each jab is a cheek kiss, soul-searching question, mutual laughter, hands-held skipping through the streets, inspiration, coffee and cigarettes, pillow fight, breakfast-in-bed, mind-excavation, sunny-day picnic on a red and white checkered blanket with sun tea and poetry and serenades on acoustic guitars while you sit up in a tree and then I chase you around the sandbox and we remember being ten and after the fairy dust wears off I fall back into nineteen and just lay in the grass with you appreciating every single molecule on this earth until our conversation falls into flowery run-on sentences such as this one---- I can't wait for you to just bludgeon me in the face. Don't pull any punches, as I won't be.
If you couldn't tell, I don't dip my foot in the pool to test it's temperature and then, slowly but surely, inch-by-inch, submerge myself. I dive right in, headfirst and drown myself.

my ultimate goal in life is to move to new york, turn this man straight:
make him design me hot dresses and then have a love child.
but like 8472974387653 love children.
id love to mass produce that ass.
oh daniel vosovic, what a sex kitten.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


im looking for baggage to go with mine

this is matthew, one of the greatest people you could ever come across. he's a life changer. ive never met anyone with his point of view on life and he's amazing. ive never met anyone who has made me feel as good about myself as he does, or anyone who has had such a passion for life, love, friends, music and making the best out of everyday that comes our way. so, since he didnt die like i was lead to believe over the last week thanks to immature disgusting assholes, i think that everybody should meet matt. or at least find someone with just as much passion and heart that can change your life as well. ..

Music:

i like songs about
rain & outterspace;
i like songs that involve pianos;
& this is all mostly andrew's fault.

send a little rain your way

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p.s. lots and lots more jack's videos under MY VIDEOS if you want to check them out and drool and stare and obsess over the world's tiniest ass that belongs to the andrew mcmahon.

Movies:

the mighty ducks is my favorite, all three.

Television:

i DVR what i can and listen to it while i'm sleeping...

Books:

oh, yes!

Heroes:

my favorite jackasses in the world...

the three wise men

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because it's all you, andrew

My Blog

Oh, my darling, have faith in love, if nothing else.

I know this lady, she is super sweet and most adorable from head to toe. she says things like "that's the pits" and "i can't believe i just did that! they must think i'm coo-coo bananas!" -- and she's...
Posted by jennylikewhoa on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 09:56:00 PST

i found this, and it hit me... HARD.

"God, please tell all the boys and girls in bed tonight that they're beautiful.tell the media that it's fucking pitiful.make all the controlling mothers drown in their half empty bottles of vodka...
Posted by jennylikewhoa on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:59:00 PST

i'm movin on up!

so the new estheticians started over at the school and guess who's teaching two classes! JUST GUESS! it's me!!!!!!!! for one i'm going to be a guest make up artist and teach the kids a thing or two ab...
Posted by jennylikewhoa on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:19:00 PST

novemBURRRRR!

november came and went, that's for sure. so much has happened but i dont really feel like it because i instead feel like a grandma who reads and sleeps mosts nights. thanksgiving was fun with my famil...
Posted by jennylikewhoa on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 07:24:00 PST

good morning to you!

i love this time of day. im pretty sure i was the only one on the interstate rocking out to hilary duff at 6 AM i think there's something so fun and movie like driving parallel to the rising sun and s...
Posted by jennylikewhoa on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 04:46:00 PST

HALLOWEEN 06

well its all a blur now of course but it was a fun time indeed. i met so many knew people. i KNOW i met everyone there but definately would not remember them now. very sexy, very intoxicated, and sooo...
Posted by jennylikewhoa on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:26:00 PST

i dont think i even make sense half of the time

i dont know what to do. life has been so up side down and flipped inside out for me lately and just when i thought i was getting it together and hanging out in my happy place i get in one of these moo...
Posted by jennylikewhoa on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:24:00 PST

i launched my life today

my whole mouth hurts. my wisdom teeth were pulled on friday morning and i dont think ive ever slept so much. its been constant blood and swelling and puking and dizziness. but i love those pain killer...
Posted by jennylikewhoa on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 01:31:00 PST

miss whoa is currently getting it together.

the only thing bad about living up so high is when it  gets real foggy out and then you just feel like your head is in the clouds all day. im so far behind on TV life. i just watched americas nex...
Posted by jennylikewhoa on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:36:00 PST

i can tell winter is here to stay

i can't stay over you. it seems we drive forever but can never get away from here. just one more try. im guessing you are over me, i guess its bravery. cuz its black out the window while you sleep in ...
Posted by jennylikewhoa on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 12:07:00 PST