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About Me

There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man's notion that he is less savage than the other savages.

-Mark Twain

I'm pretty bad at cooking, listening and math. I like to walk. Talking is fun too. I consider photoshop a videogame.I smoke camels. Because I think it makes me look older and cooler, Like Joe Camel.

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My Interests

I am interested in alot of interesting things.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Anything that makes me go hmmmmmmmm.......

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Movies:

evil dead 1, fight club, eraserhead, american history x, the big lebowski, the gift, fantastic planet,the wall, the shining, jackie brown, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, hellraisers 1 and 2, goodfellas, the prophecy, scarface, zoolander, the people vs. larry flynt, heat, lost in translation, training day, blue velvet, jacob's ladder,a perfect world, the devil's advocate, one flew over the cucoo's nest, altered states,the doors,forrest gump, A.I., signs, the dark crystal, lord of the rings, the cell, happiness, beauty damaged, first avenue, king killer, the toxic avenger series, jorge frost, from dusk till dawn, simon of stonewood, elephant, cocaine angel, leon the professional,moulin rouge, casual fridays,office space, batman, and the soon to be unleashed PING PONG SUMMER oh god who cares if i like to watch movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

is bad for you. Bill O Reilly is a fucking twat.

We don't give a damn and we don't give a fuck.

Here's proof.

Books:

flowers for algernon, the giving tree, where the wild things are, dictionary of demons, coldcase, the black panthers speak, i am phoenix, tolkien, lovecraft, i'm ok your'e ok, ... i have a short attention span. David and Marci's Birthday

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Heroes:

mike patton, dave brockie, john fogerty, henry rollins, girls who wear lowrise jeans with shorter than average t-shirts.

My Blog

Let's talk lyrical content for a minute.

There is an art form in communication. A word written, spoken and heard creates a lasting impression. If the whole world is listening what are you going to say? I find a very common approach to lyric...
Posted by Daveljuice on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 01:32:00 PST

Dynamite

This old man He come a lot It's in your hair And I don't care I'm not all right I'm not all right It's in your hair No, I want to wait for someone like you This old girl She plays tricks It takes my s...
Posted by Daveljuice on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 03:08:00 PST

Animals strike curious poses

I was pulling into my driveway today and there was this cat in my yard playing in the grass, I mean like going freakin crazy, having a blast. I sat there and kind of watched him for a little whil...
Posted by Daveljuice on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 04:50:00 PST

David's B day!

So my birthday is coming up soon. I never really get excited about it, but this year I want to have a cool party. An invitation only gig of course. I don't throw parties where everyone brings their bu...
Posted by Daveljuice on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 07:51:00 PST

Batman, I like him.

Batman will beat your ass and any other lame superheroic pussycunt idiot you put up against him. Spiderman, The Hulk, Fantastic Four.... you guys think your'e all badasses and shit, nope, not badasses...
Posted by Daveljuice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drama.

I think drama is really stupid and i know of alot of people who fucking LOVE it. If you want me to play a part in your soap operatic life, I'll play the guy who stopped talking to you. I've got ...
Posted by Daveljuice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

all done

Well the film has now officially been shot and my part is done. The new title of the film is "Cocaine Angel", formerly "Out of Nothing At All". I think it's a tad vulgar to attract many potential view...
Posted by Daveljuice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the library

some guy sitting next to me keeps farting and it fucking smells terrible everytime. He even looks like a fart, the color of his skin reminds me of rancid farts from hell.
Posted by Daveljuice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new beginnings

So much has happened in the month of april 2005. I'm still attempting to catch up with everything. I really wish it was February again. That was a month when I was able to stop more than once and say ...
Posted by Daveljuice on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST