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X smut peddler

I am here for Friends

About Me


WELL...... Let's see..... About me.... What can I say? I love opium.

My Interests

uuhh.. You know, stuff and junk.

I'd like to meet:

Bettie Page

Music:

ahem.... listen

Movies:

I've seen a lot of movies, but my favs would have to be A Clockwork Orange, Rocky Horror Picture Show, both Scooby Doos, Welcome To The Dollhouse, The Goonies, Re-Animator and pretty much any kind of super cheesey horror movie.... I think that covers it....

Television:

CHARMED!!!!!!!!!! Degrassi, Angel, Instant Star, CSI Las Vegas, I LOVE CARTOONS!!!!!!!!! Should we start with what I grew up with? Yeah, I think so. JEM, the Smurfs, the Snorks, the Wuzzles, Popples, My Little Pony, Rainbow Brite, the Glow Worms (I think that's what is was called), Care Bears, GI Joe, Transformers, Voltron, He-Man, She-Ra, Thundercats, Silverhawks, Pound Puppies, Scooby Doo.... That's all I can think of for right now. As for the cartoons I watch now... Home Movies, O'Grady, Sea Lab 2021, Invader Zim, I like to watch the cartoons and shows that come on Nick Jr. and Noggin (there's something wrong with me...). I think that's enough for now....

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, Beards Roman Women, Alice In Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, the Curious Sofa, the Gashlycrumb Tinies....... Comic Books: Johnny The Homicidal Maniac, Lenore, Gloom Cookie, Ashes, The Sandman Endless Nights and Batman Arkham Asylum.

Heroes:

I don't have any.... Is that bad?

My Blog

PUPPY!!!!

Ok, so I really want a puppy.  If anyone can help me out with this that would be awesome.
Posted by X smut peddler on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 06:40:00 PST

psp

i love my psp.fin!
Posted by X smut peddler on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:34:00 PST

The Best Joke Ever

My 4 year old cousin told me this joke:Why did Goofy put dead butter on the all the windows?Cause he wanted to kill the butterflys
Posted by X smut peddler on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:37:00 PST

what?! no more gum?

yeah, so i was getting ready to leave work, and these damn kids come in for the second time to grab yet another handfull (is that one word?) of gum and to their dismay, it's all gone (haha, fucking ki...
Posted by X smut peddler on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 10:16:00 PST

new computer!!!

yeah, we got one. 
Posted by X smut peddler on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 07:56:00 PST

fu....fu....fu.....freezing......

man, it's fucking cold here (53), but at least i have some tea....  mmmmmmmmm, tea.  it's from the michigans.  the mom got it for us.  yeah, it's real good.  and hot, can't fo...
Posted by X smut peddler on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 07:21:00 PST

uhhhh.... yeah!!!!!

well.....  I finally have the internet.  I bet everyone is excited 
Posted by X smut peddler on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:25:00 PST

snorting @ the library

so....  i'm at the library and this girl is totally snorting.  she sounds like a fucking pig.   the end.
Posted by X smut peddler on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 04:58:00 PST

MySpAcE

I just have one question: Question: When looking for friends, do you actually READ(I know that might be a bit much for some of you) the persons profile you want to befriend?  Or ar...
Posted by X smut peddler on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 04:03:00 PST

The Cookest Movie Ever!!!

So, that movie, The Fast and The Furious Tokyo Drift is going to be soooooooo fucking COOK!!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha......................... I just had to let that out.....  Yeah, it's going to ...
Posted by X smut peddler on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:12:00 PST