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duuuuud maaaaa' jus2WAN...

times i rhyme quick, times i just mmmmmuummmmble...

About Me

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Who I am, may have been or wished I wasn't, as followed: Ghetto-bred/fed (love me some cornbread, collard greens with some hot sauce, fried chicken and can't forget the grape soda), Only Child (moms said I was enough), self-taught cook (I cooks some serious food that only your mama makes cause I'd starve waiting for someone to cook for me), Hustla', been hustled, Playa', been played, Rehabilitated and re-Educated, multi-cultured, multi-lingual, Ebonically-correct/incorrect, familiar and fluent in various dialects of slang, refer to my boys as my dogs, my n*ggas, and my homies, treat women like B*tches and H*'s if they're "REALLY" B*tches and H*'s and treat the rest like "QUEENS" (thanks to Moms), multifaceted, (jack of all trades and master of none), will box with you if I have to, can provide quick come-backs to shut you up, will assist you if you have car problems after 4a.m. if I'm not too f_cked-up, I might even wire you money after you've lost everything in Vegas, but not for your sexual escapades or desires, hook you up with a hit if you's fiendin', and I'd even give you half of my food but only if I was fiendin'... I guess you could say I'm a good friend, a stand-up guy, or a just simply det Alcoholic, Greencard, Holdin' muPHO'gah'... Well, maybe just, simply jus det muPHO'gah', jus2WAN... "I can't change the world, yet, I ain't tryin' to, but I'll be like Tapatio (for mi La Raza Vatos Locos), Tabasco (for my round-eyed brothers), Louisiana Hot Sauce (for my Concrete Jungle Dogs) or Siracha (for my fellow, mellow yellows) and put a lil spicey flavor in it..."

My Interests

“I try to make something new out of two things, which is what I always thought DJing was supposed to be about, rather than simply stringing a bunch of tracks together,”

ben watts up...

Things that start with the letter, "F". Starting with females (especially fine, friendly, and focused, well not so friendly, though), family, friends, fiends(especially sex-related, not to mention gambling fiends cause they're always selling their shit), finances, fellatio, farmaceuticals(pharmaceuticals, for you ex-Spelling Bee Champions), F.O.B.'s (they think I'm the coolest mufucka on dis planet), fat-chicks(they've got awesome personalities), fat-rides, fat-asses, fat-chicks in fat-rides, "FUH" (also known as PHO, the Vietnamese Noodle soup),Fish Sauce, Fatburgers, Fat Albert, Four-somes (that means me plus 3 fabulous females "ONLY"), FOTOMATS (gotta develop them four-some pics), felines (Dam, I love me some kitty kat), flows (cause I love to spit game), Flossin' (literally, gotta get that shit out my teef), did I mention fellatio, "FREEDOM" cause I'm tired of bein' "LOCKED-UP"... then there's everyone's favorite, "FREE", cause there's nothing better than some "FREE" shit... but yet again, is it really "FREE"... hmmmmm... and last but not least, the word "FUCK" (it's the most commonly used and comprehended word in the entire "FUCKIN" Universe, men want to do "it" every 5.5 seconds, women tell us to do "it" to ourselves when they won't give "it" to us, we do it to ourselves when we get into a bad situation, we use it to express our emotions, our love (ex: I FUCKIN' LOVE YOU, YOU FUCKIN' FUCK...)

I'd like to meet:

Ho Chi Minh (The Man, not the City, after Mr. Ho, I'd love to meet more HO's), The Owner of Lee's Sandwiches(to tell him to stop being so dam cheap, less bread, more meat),Scott Peterson (the pregnant wife killer, so he can say hello to my little friend...), The Mayor of Westminster a.k.a. Lil Saigon (to thank them for putting the divider on Bolsa Ave so that my peeps don't be turning wherever the fuck they want to now...), Martha Stewart (to see how she feels to be one of "Us" now, cause "I'm Locked UP"...), Hugh Hefner (to tell him to take it easy with the blondes and mix it up a little cause we like variety), and Yo' mama and maybe even yo' daddy, but definitely not yo' baby daddy....."

Music:

BEAT ( P ) Pronunciation Key (bt)(a) To strike so as to produce music or a signal: beat a drum.(b) Music. To mark or count (time or rhythm), especially with the hands or with a baton.

Television:

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Books:

made the best of my elementary years... you know this...

Heroes:

Dam, I miss this lady... Teacher of all Teachers, Hustler of all Hustlers, Superwoman of all Women, My Moms... Rest in Peace...June 30, 1945 - December 26, 2001

My Blog

Where I be from...

( April 2004) Now, I want people to understand that my attitude is not something that yo' mama taught me. First and foremost, I consider myself a survivor. I grew up in a suburb of Washingto...
Posted by duuuuud maaaaa' jus2WAN... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jus2WAN's Evolution of Music...

"I've come to realize that everyone was brought into this world for many reasons...  I honestly must say that I'm still working on all of them..."     jus2WAN &nbs...
Posted by duuuuud maaaaa' jus2WAN... on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:44:00 PST

The lady of my life, my Moms (R.I.P.)

  written February 25, 2002I have a story that I would like to share with everyone, but don't know where to start. I'm not a writer, nor am I aspiring to be one, but I have a story that changed a...
Posted by duuuuud maaaaa' jus2WAN... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"This Ignant Mufucka' called me Bruce Lee..."

We still live amongst Ignant, Stoopit-Ass Mufucka's... Here's how this shit went down:*It's 4a.m.... I'm in front of Avalon formerly known as the Palace in Hollywood.*I'm mindin' my own mufuckin' bizn...
Posted by duuuuud maaaaa' jus2WAN... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A tribute to Mothers...

This year, the day after Christmas will mark my mother's 3 year anniversary of her passing... I wanted to figure out a way to pay tribute to her, but I realized that I do, everyday... I just want to l...
Posted by duuuuud maaaaa' jus2WAN... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

"Just cause I ain't got shit.." mumbled by "Showercapp"

Just cause I ain't got shit don't mean that I really ain't got shit... (I ain't gonna let yo' ass know)Just cause I ain't got shit don't mean that you can treat me like shit... (actin' like you's some...
Posted by duuuuud maaaaa' jus2WAN... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

How many 2wans do you know?

Everyone knows a "2wan", "Antwon", or "Juan"? Right? Now, if you think that you know me or heard about me before, you're probably right. You have... And I did it... All of it... Now, could every...
Posted by duuuuud maaaaa' jus2WAN... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST