"The birth of Romance is a result of man's fear of impotence..."-A.J.
A STORY FROM THE BACKYARD (BIO)Helge Havnå and Aron Schlømer, later known as st. Helgen and Adm Schloemer, started the band in 2006. In order to make the pussies fleed and scrotums shrimp, they got Tom Hvistendal on drums and Even Hovig, later known as the Prellord on the bass. There was also a guy named Mattis on vocal. Then Mattis disappeared, and Jonathan the girl with the microphone, Pretty Pondy, was there. Then Tom quit, just because he got tired. We asked a few drummers that didn't show up, and out of a pitch black whole of Elite Black Boogie Drummers, came Petter Sagen, Dark Annie. It took us about two minutes, listening to Annie, to take the decision. Dark Annie was in the Game. After that it was a whole lot of fun, bitches, alcohol, gigs and fights, and here we are, Ready to kick your prostate...! Yeah i know, we're a bunch of brats but we're not that bad....
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