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Chappy the Gay Ambassador

Sweetie, being gay is the best excuse to not be boring!

About Me

I am fun loving, very easy to get along with, and i love to make people laugh. I also have my softer side which likes to cuddle (the softer side of Chappy - not to be confused with Sears).
C Cheesy
H Horny
A Amazing
P Passionate
S Sexy
T Tasty
I Intense
C Creative
K Kind
W Witty
H Hairy
O Oral
R Raunchy
E Energetic
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If there is anything you want to know about me .... just grow some balls and ask!Read my LJ: http://www.livejournal.com/users/chappy523/
How to make a ChapstickWhore
Ingredients:
2 parts sensuality
3 parts silliness
5 parts sexy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of emotion and enjoy!
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From Go-Quiz.com

I'd like to meet:

Janis Joplin & Katharine HepburnKatharine Houghton Hepburn was born December 05.1907 in Hartford, Connecticut. She ranked #035 woman in the AFI's '50 greatest movie legends' of all time poll in 1999. Feminist icon, for daring to be different, for challenging every sexual stereotype and convention she wanted to when she wanted to. (It's been said that RKO was so incensed by Kate coming to the studio every day in dirty dungarees that they stole them once and left a skirt in its place--she, in turn, insisted she'd walk around naked if they didn't let her wear what she wanted and proved it by wandering around in her underwear first. The top brass very quickly capitulated.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chappy/Stephen/Queen of Hearts
Birthday: May 23, 1981
Birthplace: Medical Center Hospital
Current Location: Birmingham, AL
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brownish .... has natural red highlights
Height: 5'8" 5'9" in my shitkickers
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right for most stuff ... jackoff with both
Your Heritage: Irish, Indian (feather not dot), German, French, English, and African American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip-Flops
Your Weakness: FOOD!
Your Fears: Growing older alone
Your Perfect Pizza: One that would burn fat off my body
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Abs or paying off my credit cards
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Drink your juice Shelby.
Thoughts First Waking Up: I gotta PEE!
Your Best Physical Feature: Hobbit feet
Your Bedtime: Whenever my pills kick in
Your Most Missed Memory: Gambling with my Grandmother
Pepsi or Coke: Water
MacDonalds or Burger King: It's McDonalds ... Burger King lately
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Water
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frappucino
Do you Smoke: Never looked to see
Do you Swear: Every damn day
Do you Sing: Poorly
Do you Shower Daily: at least once daily
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I wish to return one day
Do you want to get Married: Yes, to the man I love
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I believe in myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: Unsure
Do you think you are Attractive: Some people think so
Are you a Health Freak: I wish
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: Skin Flute ... wish I knew the Piano though
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I quit drinking
In the past month have you Smoked: Again .. not sure
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nothing illegal
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I guess ... not sure that we call it dating anymore
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos do not come in boxes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NEVER!!
In the past month have you been on Stage: No but I have performed
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the tub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Some might say yes ... but nothing I would get arrested for
Ever been Drunk: Hell yeah
Ever been called a Tease: uh-huh
Ever been Beaten up: Only by my brother
Ever Shoplifted: Yep ... long ago
How do you want to Die: Death ... only way to go
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grown Up
What country would you most like to Visit: I hear great things about the USA
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue, Green, Brown or something in between
Favourite Hair Color: No preference
Short or Long Hair: As long as its there
Height: anything above 4'
Weight: Not too heavy for me to lift
Best Clothing Style: Comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: TMI
Number of CDs I own: 300+
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: No Regrets ... no use in it!

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Music:

As my friend Andy says "This is my favorite song"..... I love so many different songs I can't just put one or ten here.


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Movies:

OK ... I decided to shrink the list ... lets just say that if I own it ... I like it.

Television:

CSI, Charmed, Golden Girls, Lost, Desperate Housewives, Drawn Together, Roseanne, Law & Order ...just to name a few

Books:

Nicholas Sparks, James Patterson, Mary Higgins Clark, John Grisham, some John Saul, any books about Katharine Hepburn, LOTR books, and Gregory Maguire

Heroes:

My mom, Katharine Hepburn, Janis Joplin

My Blog

Chidbirth Joke

Should children witness childbirth? Good question. Here's your answer. Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house w...
Posted by Chappy the Gay Ambassador on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 01:33:00 PST

The loss so far....

Curiosity got the best of me this morning.  I stepped on the scale expecting the worst because I have not been exercising as much.  I was PLEASANTLY surprised.  I have lost a total of 1...
Posted by Chappy the Gay Ambassador on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 03:04:00 PST

Bleh

So today training is officially over and I have to start doing the "real thing" at work.  I already tried the "Can't I just take the training class twice?" route.  I got a dirty look and a h...
Posted by Chappy the Gay Ambassador on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:19:00 PST

1st week of new job ......

My brain is about to explode and I have three more weeks of training left. Thomas' Birthday/Tony's visit home will be a WELCOME distraction from a brain-stuffing week. I feel like I need to take some ...
Posted by Chappy the Gay Ambassador on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 05:11:00 PST

2006

Instead of thinking about everything that went wrong last year I am focusing on the things that went right. I gained a magical new group of friends. I found answers to some profound questions about my...
Posted by Chappy the Gay Ambassador on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 05:22:00 PST

The Amazon Wish List

In light of the upcoming holiday I told people I would post my Amazon.com wish list.  It is a rather lengthy list so feel free to purchase the whole thing for me.   http://www.amazon.com/gp/...
Posted by Chappy the Gay Ambassador on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 02:43:00 PST

Making the city better one homo at a time.......

Hooray for the gay best friend.  Whenever something happens that makes someone feel as if though they have lost it all ... Who is there?  The gay best friend.  They are always there to ...
Posted by Chappy the Gay Ambassador on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:30:00 PST

Bundled Thoughts

I moved to Bham to be closer to my gay family.  Since I moved here my family has all but broken apart.  We are all still on speaking terms, but onlybarely.  I feel as if though I am som...
Posted by Chappy the Gay Ambassador on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:05:00 PST

The museum was one big bust!!

Kyle and I attempted to go to the museum downtown today as this week's installment of Monday Fag-Fun day.  The museum is closed on Mondays.  We found this out as we attempted to enter the bu...
Posted by Chappy the Gay Ambassador on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 02:27:00 PST

Housewarming

Jason and I have decided to finally have a housewarming party. It will be Sunday July 2 from 3pm-7pm. No gifts are necessary, but if you would like to get something a Wal-Mart gift card always comes i...
Posted by Chappy the Gay Ambassador on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 01:00:00 PST